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Best Korea downed by DDoS attack
Published in News
Thursday, 27 January 2022 11:27

Best Korea downed by DDoS attack

Better not to have wasted money on nukes

The Glorious Democratic People’s Republic of Korea was disconnected from the Internet in a vile move from decadent Imperialist forces to prevent its children obtaining the online education they deserve.

Koreans must work alongside robots
Published in AI
Friday, 16 April 2021 12:43

Koreans must work alongside robots

AI and automation will change the country

According to  South Korea's labour minister, humans are going to have to work alongside machines if they want to thrive in a post-pandemic world where many jobs will be handled by artificial intelligence and robots.

Japan's anti-Korea tech curbs could send it back to the Edo Period
Published in News

Experts warn it will erode its tech dominance

Japan’s curbs on exports of high-tech materials to South Korea could backfire in the long run, eroding its dominance over a critical link in the global chip supply chain, suppliers and experts warn.

China-US trade war threatens entire IT system
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The trade war between the United States of America and China has racked up big time this week but, largely unnoticed, is the effect it will have on the computer industry worldwide.

New zero day Flash bug in the wild
Published in News
Friday, 02 February 2018 11:37

New zero day Flash bug in the wild

A present from best Korea

South Korean authorities have issued a warning regarding a brand new Flash zero day exploit has been deployed in the wild after being written by the glorious North Korean leader and Apple fanboy Kim Jong-un. 

Dear Apple after my glorious hacker team destroyed non-Apple machines, it appears that Apple security did not protect me from being found out.  P.S. The mac is broken again and I have to write using pen and ink.
Published in News
Thursday, 21 December 2017 09:09

Best Korea denies creating WannaCry

Capitalist hyenas are blaming us for everything

A spokesman for North Korea’s foreign ministry has denied Pyongyang is linked to any cyber attacks, the North’s first response since the United States publicly blamed it for a massive worldwide cyber security breach.

Dear Apple, the Mac I bought from your genius store is on the friz again and I am unable to defeat even Microsoft in my cladestine hacking war against the US. You told me that Apple was superior!  Love and Kisses Kim
Published in News
Wednesday, 20 December 2017 10:34

North Korea defeated by Facebook and Microsoft

Hackers met their match

Facebook and Microsoft took on and defeated several North Korean cyber threats last week, a White House official said.

Korea replaces Taiwan as leading chip nation
Published in PC Hardware

Second only to Scotland where chips are very important 

Taiwan is no longer the world's top manufacturer of computer chips and has lost its crown to South Korea.

Qualcomm fine could bring trade war
Published in News
Thursday, 29 December 2016 11:13

Qualcomm fine could bring trade war

East versus West

2017 could be the year of the trade war as the US and Far Eastern start to slug it out over technology.

Game addict smashes into developer’s office
Published in Gaming

Revenge attack on the pushers

A Chinese bloke who was so miffed with a company who supplied him with a game which “wrecked his life” that he drove his car through the doors of the office in a bid to "wreck the company".