5G conspiracy nuts turn to magic USB sticks
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Maybe they will grow into a USB tree which can reach to the land of the giants

Dumb arsed conspiracy nuts are shelling out £339.60 to protect their families from the evil 5G using a magic USB stick with a paper sticker stuck on it in the bizare belief that it is quantum powered.

5G will not save the industry until next year
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Longer if stupid people continue to set fire to towers

Beancounters at Gartner have been shuffling some tarot cards and reached the conclusion that 5G is not going to save the telco industry this year.

British surrender again to the US, this time over Huawei
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Because the last time it surrendered to the US, things worked out so well

The National Cyber Security Agency in the UK is expected to conclude that US sanctions against Huawei will make it impossible to use the Chinese company's technology as planned for 5G networks.

Kiwi telcos show the way forward
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Globaldata praises methods of tackling COVID-19 impact

Beancounters at GlobalData have praised telco service providers in New Zealand for giving a lesson to the rest of the world as to how they should handle the coronavirus impact.

US nutjobs set fire 5G towers
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Well what they think are 5G towers

The US is following the UK with conspiracy theory nutjobs with a bronze age understanding of science taking out what they think are 5G towers in the belief that that they cause the coronavirus.