5G conspiracy nuts turn to magic USB sticks
Maybe they will grow into a USB tree which can reach to the land of the giants
Dumb arsed conspiracy nuts are shelling out £339.60 to protect their families from the evil 5G using a magic USB stick with a paper sticker stuck on it in the bizare belief that it is quantum powered.
5G will not save the industry until next year
Longer if stupid people continue to set fire to towers
Beancounters at Gartner have been shuffling some tarot cards and reached the conclusion that 5G is not going to save the telco industry this year.
Because the last time it surrendered to the US, things worked out so well
The National Cyber Security Agency in the UK is expected to conclude that US sanctions against Huawei will make it impossible to use the Chinese company's technology as planned for 5G networks.
Kiwi telcos show the way forward
Globaldata praises methods of tackling COVID-19 impact
Beancounters at GlobalData have praised telco service providers in New Zealand for giving a lesson to the rest of the world as to how they should handle the coronavirus impact.
US nutjobs set fire 5G towers
Well what they think are 5G towers
The US is following the UK with conspiracy theory nutjobs with a bronze age understanding of science taking out what they think are 5G towers in the belief that that they cause the coronavirus.