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Apple kills off iPod
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 11 May 2022 11:48

Apple kills off iPod


MP3 player clone is no more

Fruity cargo cult Apple has finally killed off its MP3 music player the iPod after successfully copying five year old technology and getting away with it.

Apple kills the seventh-generation iPod
Published in News
Friday, 02 October 2020 12:22

Apple kills the seventh-generation iPod


Vintage and Obsolete

Apple has added the seventh-generation iPod nano to its list of Vintage and Obsolete products, officially designating the last iPod in the iconic nano lineup as "vintage".

Apple kills the iPod
Published in News
Friday, 28 July 2017 06:00

Apple kills the iPod


Only the Touch is left 

Apple has now officially killed off all its iPods, other than the Touch which was more of an iPhone without the ability to call someone.

FBI helps cops unlock another iPhone
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 31 March 2016 12:37

FBI helps cops unlock another iPhone


FBI untouchable while iPhone wide open 

The FBI is really rubbing it into Apple by offering to unlock some Apple gear for coppers investigating a murder.

Apple's iphone future in doubt
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 17 December 2015 10:52

Apple's iphone future in doubt


Wall Street fears iPhone not doing as well as marketed

The Fruity Cargo cult Apple is facing problems with Wall Street analysts who are refusing to repeat what its marketing department is telling them about the iPhone.

Apple losing its music collectors
Published in News
Tuesday, 17 November 2015 14:58

Apple losing its music collectors


Even Wired seems to think so

Apple is losing its music fanbase thanks to some rather silly decisions and even the Tame Apple Press is agreeing that it is happening.

Kids wonder why their parents bought iPods
Published in Mobiles


We wonder why they buy iPhones

It seems that Apple's reality distortion field on products does not last very long. 

Apple stuffs up iPod release
Published in IoT
Monday, 20 July 2015 11:51

Apple stuffs up iPod release


It does not work with Apple Music

Apple appears to have forgotten all about its new iPod and forgotten to make it play nice with Apple music.

iPod touch 6 generation 2015 has A8 SoC
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 22 July 2015 13:04

iPod touch 6 generation 2015 has A8 SoC


iFixit finds 1GB RAM, 1043 mAh battery

iFixit has treated down iPod touch and it showed us what the device has inside. 

Tame Apple Press admits that iPads faltering
Published in News


Flickering reality distortion field

The Tame Apple Press is starting to realise that all those years about the iPad being game changing were basically a lie peddling another hula hoop style fad.