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Trump promised to pardon Assange
Published in News
Thursday, 20 February 2020 10:16

Trump promised to pardon Assange


If he denied Trump's Russian links

US President Donald Trump offered Julian Assange a pardon if he would say Russia was not involved in leaking Democratic party emails, a court in London has been told.

Trump turns on Apple for helping terrorists
Published in News
Wednesday, 15 January 2020 11:06

Trump turns on Apple for helping terrorists


We helped you, now help us

President Donald Trump lashed out at Apple and slammed the iPhone maker for what he said was its refusal to unlock phones used by terrorists while benefiting from government help on trade.

Russian hackers try to save Trump
Published in News
Tuesday, 14 January 2020 11:27

Russian hackers try to save Trump


Want emails to help his impeachment case

Russian military hackers appear to be trying to gather evidence for Donald Trump’s impeachment defence.

Ivanka Trump to speak at CES
Published in News
Tuesday, 17 December 2019 09:40

Ivanka Trump to speak at CES


No one is sure why

Professional blonde Ivanka Trump is to be a keynote speaker at CES and no one is really sure why.

Amazon blames Trump for Jedi loss
Published in Cloud
Tuesday, 10 December 2019 10:50

Amazon blames Trump for Jedi loss


"Named must be your fear before banish it you can"

Amazon accused US President Donald Trump of exerting “improper pressure” and bias that led the Department of Defense to award a lucrative $10 billion cloud contract to Microsoft.

Apple tries to avoid Chinese tariffs
Published in News
Monday, 04 November 2019 10:46

Apple tries to avoid Chinese tariffs


We don't think Apple fanboys should be paying

Apple is thinking different and believes that it should not be paying tariffs as part of the US's trade war with China.

Trump protects US Big Tech from foreign regulators
Published in News

 

Working them into the fine print of trade agreements

Foreign watchdogs will have to allow US Big Tech to shaft their consumers under the terms of doing business with the US.

Trump warns Big Tech to exit China
Published in News
Monday, 26 August 2019 11:53

Trump warns Big Tech to exit China


Nvidia deal with Mellanox in trouble

US President Donald [Prince of Orange] Trump has ordered American companies to exit China after Beijing unveiled retaliatory tariffs on $75 billion worth of US goods.

Was Jedi delay all about Trump’s hatred of the Washington Post?
Published in News


Questions in the Senate

Two Democratic senators asked US Defense Secretary Mark Esper to explain if the investigation into the $10 billion Jedi cloud contract was all about the fact that Trump hates the way the Washington Post reports him.

Trump says Mac Pro will suffer from tariffs
Published in PC Hardware


Will be even more expensive

US President Donald [Prince of Orange ] Trump has decided that the US flagship of corporate capitalism Apple will have to pay tariffs on Mac Pro parts made in China.