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US Navy regrets following Jobs’ dream
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 12 August 2019 12:54

US Navy regrets following Jobs’ dream


Touchscreens led to destroyer collision

The US Navy has worked out that using touchscreens to run its throttle and helm controls on its destroyers was a dumb idea.

How Steve Jobs killed off the British sex drive
Published in News


No sex please we are British

When Steve Jobs popularised smartphone technology he had no idea that he would be personally responsible for stopping British people from having sex.

Apple has slipped behind in new designs says Woz
Published in News


I wanna folding phone

Apple co-founder Steve Wozniak has complained that Jobs' Mob is falling behind in innovation.

Apple went to hell when Steve Jobs died
Published in News
Monday, 01 October 2018 12:02

Apple went to hell when Steve Jobs died


Former engineer spins the beans

Apple turned against customers and its employees after the death of co-founder and CEO Steve Jobs; a fired Apple engineer claims in a lawsuit.

Why the “post-PC” era never happened
Published in PC Hardware
Tuesday, 11 September 2018 11:34

Why the “post-PC” era never happened


Ever get the impression you have been lied to?

In 2007 Steve Jobs announced that humanity had entered the “post PC era” and that the world would be completely mobile.

Italians now own Steve Jobs
Published in News
Friday, 29 December 2017 11:29

Italians now own Steve Jobs


You toucha our brand we breaka your face

Apple no longer owns the right to Steve Jobs’ name after a landmark trademark dispute in Italy.

Jane Fonda flogs Apple holy relics
Published in News
Friday, 02 September 2016 13:08

Jane Fonda flogs Apple holy relics


30 Jobs owned items for sale

Jane Fonda is kicking off a trade in religious relics based around the worship of the dead Apple prophet, Steve Jobs.

Apple hopes the Supremes will believe in them
Published in News


We are not gangsters really

Fruity Cargo cult Apple is hoping that the US Supreme Court will throw out a case in which its Messiah, Steve Jobs was found guilty of running an illegal cartel with the leading publishers which conspired to push up the price of books.

Jobs movie accurate claims writer
Published in News
Monday, 19 October 2015 10:58

Jobs movie accurate claims writer

Jobs is apparently still spinning in his grave

The writer of the new Steve Jobs movie has counter attacked against Apple’s moves to have the film canned saying that his “conscious was clear” and the film was pretty accurate.
Apple goes on offensive over Steve Jobs movie
Published in News
Thursday, 08 October 2015 13:22

Apple goes on offensive over Steve Jobs movie


Heresy

Apple and its chums on the Tame Apple Press are doing their level best to rubbish the next Steve Jobs flick which portrays him as a megalomaniac, spin merchant who really was no technical genius.