Musk scrapes X data to feed his AI
Published in News
Monday, 29 July 2024 11:27

Musk scrapes X data to feed his AI


We thought he was opposed to that sort of thing

After launching court cases against organisations training AI based on scraping Twitter day, Elon [look at me] Musk has decided “I’ll be ‘aving me some of that.”

Musk decides to charge for posting X messages
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Wednesday, 18 October 2023 11:12

Musk decides to charge for posting X messages


Tests it out on the Kiwis because he does not think they will complain

Elon [look at me] Musk has decided to test out charging users to post on his social notworking site X.

Elon Musk claims to have invented OpenAI
Published in AI
Wednesday, 17 May 2023 11:13

Elon Musk claims to have invented OpenAI


Just like he did Tesla 

The soon to be former supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk claims he invented OpenAI and even came up with the name.

Musk shrugs off mass outage
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Thursday, 29 December 2022 10:30

Musk shrugs off mass outage


It works for me, it does not have to work for you scum

As Twitter crashed and burned in a global outage, its supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk played his lyre and told users everything was ok, because “it worked for him.”

Musk threatened staff who called the authorities on him
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You have been assimilated and will comply 

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk is furious that Twitter staff have been calling authorities to investigate his dubious antics since taking over the company.

Musk takes on Apple
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Tuesday, 29 November 2022 09:53

Musk takes on Apple


Let's hope he buys it 

Supreme Twit Elon [Look at me] Musk has declared war on Apple for refusing to let his new version of Twitter into its App store.

Musk will fire 76 per cent of Twitter employees
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So who will be around to deal with the bots 

Elon [look at me[ Musk has been bragging to investors that he will fire 75 per cent of staff when he takes over Twitter.

Musk demands more cash from the US for Ukraine
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That will teach them to tell me to F*ck off

Elon [look at me] Musk is apparently so furious that the Ukrainian government told him to f*ck off over his peace plan for the region that he is threatening to pull his Starlink internet service from the country unless he gets more cash from the US government.

Musk buying Twitter again
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Wednesday, 05 October 2022 11:21

Musk buying Twitter again


Apparently he has changed his mind and this one works much better

Elon [look at me] Musk took time off from solving the Ukraine war to change his mind about buying the social notworking site Twitter, which he had been trying to get out of for months.

Tesla hits 7000 cars in seven days
Published in Transportation
Thursday, 05 July 2018 11:01

Tesla hits 7000 cars in seven days


Ford trolls with 7K cars in 4 hours

Elon Musk is very proud that after spending billons and missing every single projection he ever made, Tesla has finally managed to make 7000 cars in seven days. Ford’s CEO Steven Armstrong is trolling that it can make 7000 cars in four hours.