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HP tries Ancient Roman punishment on staff again
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Wednesday, 16 September 2015 10:49

HP tries Ancient Roman punishment on staff again


Decimation again

When the Ancient Roman army suffered from poor performance it decimated its army – killing ten percent as warning to the rest.  

Apple is mostly white blokes
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Friday, 14 August 2015 10:12

Apple is mostly white blokes


Press pretends it is otherwise

The Tame Apple Press is doing its best to spin a story about how diverse Apple is after the company admitted it was mostly populated by white men.

We were right -- Qualcomm is laying off staff
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Rest of world catches up

The rest of the world has finally woken up to what we told it a week ago -- Qualcomm is preparing to lay off ten per cent of its staff. 

Foxconn "zookeeper" aims to be the world's biggest
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Wants to rival the Berlin Zoological Garden

Apple's favour supplier Foxconn (Hon Hai Precision Industry) chairman Terry Guo who once called his staff animals and himself as the Zookeeper, claims his company will be the largest OEM/ODM for handsets, tablets and desktops in 2015.

Intel slashes five percent of staff
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Friday, 19 June 2015 12:00

Intel slashes five percent of staff


Things not going that well after all

Chipzilla might be the world leader for chips and squeezing the lift from AMD at the moment, but for some reason it decided to slash five percent of its workforce.

Intel pressured into signing Holy Land Principles
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Will have to be nice to staff

Chipzilla, which happens to be Israel's largest employer and the recipient of shedloads of government cash, has been pressed to start treating its staff under the Holy Land Principles.

Farrell escapes from Apple tyranny
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Wednesday, 08 April 2015 11:52

Farrell escapes from Apple tyranny


Apple stuck a Farrell in charge of Apple quality... what could possibly go wrong?

The Tame Apple Press is stunned after it was revealed that a Farrell has escaped from Apple custody after he had been put in charge of Apple's quality.

Monday, 27 October 2014 14:36

Apple needs to pay its staff more

You get what you pay for

Monday, 24 September 2012 09:39

Apple tries to buy Google staff

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Need a way out of the map fiasco

Monday, 28 May 2012 11:24

HP stamps on fleeing Autonomy rats

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Rather have a full bottle in front of me