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Workers too terrified to make iPhones after Covid scare
Published in Mobiles


Foxconn locked them in for two weeks

Workers are fleeing the Foxconn in China’s Zhengzhou and swearing that they will never return after being locked in for two weeks under China’s tough zero Covid policy.

iPhones to be assembled in India
Published in News
Thursday, 17 March 2022 13:07

iPhones to be assembled in India


Apple worried about China crisis

Fruity and nutty cargo cult Apple is becoming so concerned about the state of diplomacy between China and the US it wants to move its iPhone assembly to India.

LG surrenders to be part of the glorious Apple empire
Published in Mobiles


Will start flogging iPhones

LG will start selling iPhones and iPads in its South Korean stores this August -- mere months after the company quit making Android devices.

Apple tries to spread rumours that scammers will infect iPhones
Published in Mobiles


Even if they are already doing that 

Acting on behalf of their favourite tech company, the Tame Apple Press is doing its best to spread a story that if Apple allows third-party app stores iPhones will be infected by scamware. 

Apple faces class action by shareholders
Published in News
Friday, 06 November 2020 12:35

Apple faces class action by shareholders


Claims that Cook concealed falling demand for iPhones in China

Apple must face a proposed class action lawsuit by shareholders who accused Chief Executive Tim Cook of concealing falling demand for iPhones in China.

Apple’s late adoption of 5G does not mean much
Published in Network


Challenges remain says IDTechEx

Fruity cargo cult Apple’s late integration of 5G into all four newly announced iPhones does not mean that the tech is suddenly going to get popular according to IDTechEx.

Apple has throttled away any Android advantage
Published in Mobiles


Benchmarks show power supply issues covered

While the Tame Apple Press is creaming itself over the new iPhones, it appears that the new gear is getting its clock cleaned by Android phones.

Apple's 5G iPhone might be delayed again
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 30 July 2020 11:26

Apple's 5G iPhone might be delayed again


Qualcomm hints of delays

Qualcomm's Q3 earnings report might indicate a delay for Apple's upcoming 5G iPhones, with the company highlighting a "partial impact from the delay of a global 5G flagship phone launch" for its fourth quarter projections, which covers July, August, and September earnings.

Apple fanboys fail online courses
Published in News
Friday, 22 May 2020 11:31

Apple fanboys fail online courses


Because schools can’t read Apple’s esoteric photo formats

Apple’s insistence on using esoteric file formats is forcing fanboys to resit their exams.

Tame Apple Press admits – people don’t really care about iPhones
Published in Mobiles


Bigger things to worry about

The Tame Apple Press is having to face up to the fact that the coronavirus might have killed off any chance Jobs’ Mob might have had sorting out the declining demand for its iPhone.