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Ikea makes smartphone borking tables
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 02 February 2016 11:38

Ikea makes smartphone borking tables


Now if only we could assemble one


The Swedish makers of flatpack furniture which has a unique feature requiring screws to be hit in with hammers after consulting complicated plan with a font so small that it could be written on a rice grain, have come up with a table that kills off phone use.

IKEA beats Apple technology
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 15 September 2015 13:03

IKEA beats Apple technology


Offers it free

The maker of meatballs and flat-pack furniture, IKEA has managed to take technology "invented by Apple" and make it available for its customers free.

Swedish coms maker sees bottom line massaged
Published in News


Bork, Bork, Bork

While other smartphone manufactures are moaning about tough economic times, Swedish teleco maker Ericson is making flat pack furniture out of its rivals.

Ikea makes furniture you can talk to
Published in News
Monday, 02 March 2015 11:34

Ikea makes furniture you can talk to


Just can't assemble

The maker of flat-pack furniture which is often assembled with a hammer rather than an allen key, has come up with intelligent furniture.