Our security is perfect
Apple CEO Tim Cook has made the rare step of demanding that Bloomberg retract its story alleging that Chinese spies compromised a company server using malicious microchips.
No problem looking at porn on an iPhone
Apple CEO Tim Cook appears to have changed the company's mind about using an iPhone to look at pornography.
If you believe Trump
Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump claims that Apple CEO Tim Cook has promised him that Apple will build three big new plants in the US.
Trying to reassure staff they are super cool and loved after all
Apple’s Steve Ballmer, Tim Cook has been trying to reassure staff that he has not given up on desktop technology.
What is next for the cargo-cult?
While it is still earning piles of cash, Apple is stuffed unless Tim Cook comes up with a cunning plan to save it.
Why he should not have confirmed the EU's case
Corporate historians will look at Tim Cook’s handing of the EU tax case as a moment where he should have shut up and saved both his and other company's billions in tax..
27 percent drop in profits and nothing new coming is worth a bonus
Apple may not have invented anything new for years, be watching its cash cow die with no replacement, but that has not stopped Tim Cook trousering a huge cash bonus this year.
Yesterday Apple had a go at peddling a fantasy to reassure the world that its iPhone cash cow was not on its way out due to mad cow disease.
In the hands of a master
Everyone knows that the iPhone takes superior pictures even to every other mobile phone out there even when an idiot is behind the lens because the Tame Apple Press tells us. So what happens when the Superbowl is recorded on an iPhone by Apple’s supremo – Tim Cook.