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German enterprises look to the cloud to support intelligent ERP
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Lebensraum

Enterprises in Germany are slowly adopting SAP’s S/4HANA database, with many companies looking for cloud-based infrastructure from service providers to support the intelligent ERP system, according to a new ISG report.

SAP having German renaissance
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Wednesday, 22 January 2020 11:17

SAP having German renaissance


Apparently working AWS is a bigger mystery

The maker of expensive management software, which no-one is really sure what does, is doing well in Germany because companies are even more bemused by Amazon Web Services.

SAP cuddles up with Microsoft
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Monday, 21 October 2019 11:06

SAP cuddles up with Microsoft


Jennifer Morgan's glorious three-year embrace

The maker of expensive esoteric business software, which no one is sure what it does but CIOs believe is the bee's knees, SAP, has inked a three-year pact with the software king of the world Microsoft to help its large enterprise customers move their business processes into the cloud.

SAP becomes a two headed monster
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Friday, 11 October 2019 12:16

SAP becomes a two headed monster


Bill McDermott steps down

The maker of expensive esoteric software, which no one is sure what it does, is turning itself into a two-headed monster after its current master Bill McDermott stood down on Friday after a decade in control.

SAP needs to listen more to its customers
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Tuesday, 17 September 2019 11:27

SAP needs to listen more to its customers


SAP user group complains

The maker of esoteric business software, which no one knows what it actually does, SAP needs to be more responsive in meeting the needs of its customers as they make the transition to the digital era.

SAP shares fall on disappointing margins
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Thursday, 18 July 2019 14:32

SAP shares fall on disappointing margins

 

If only there were some management software it could use to help out

SAP, the maker of expensive esoteric software, which no-one really knows what it does, has told its shareholders not to expect a major improvement in margins before next year.

SAP cloud boss quits
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Monday, 08 April 2019 12:56

SAP cloud boss quits


More exits at SAP

The maker of expensive esoteric business software which no one is sure what it does, SAP, appears to be having trouble keeping senior managers.

SAP fires top programmers
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Wednesday, 20 March 2019 12:15

SAP fires top programmers


Rushing for the cloud

The maker of esoteric management software, which no one is really is sure what it does, has told its top programmers to clear out their desks.  The move is part of a restructuring which will put SAP software on the cloud.

SAP hiring again
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Wednesday, 20 February 2019 11:49

SAP hiring again


Needs more expensive staff to do something but no one is sure what

The maker of expensive business software which is so esoteric few companies know what it actually does but insists they must have it is hiring staff.

SAP snatches up Qualtrics International for $8 billion
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Pre-empting an IPO


The maker of expensive business software which no one really understands, SAP, has written an $8 billion cheque for Qualtrics International.