Qualcomm posts bonds to enforce iPhone 7 / 8 Germany ban
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Investigative dive: Apple or 3400 distributors cannot sell 7 or 8

Qualcomm has posted a bond to enforce an iPhone 7 / 8 Germany ban and affecting immediately Apple or its 3400 distributors which are not allowed to sell, distributive or import iPhone 7 or 8 and plus variants of both. Apple has been in dispute with Qualcomm over licensing and lost the hardware patent case in a German court in Munich on December 20th, 2018. After Qualcomm posted a bond, the permanent injunction is immediately enforceable.

Apple fanboys spurn iPhone 8
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Tuesday, 17 October 2017 11:53

Apple fanboys spurn iPhone 8


The iPhone 7 is just as good

The fruity cargo cult Apple is facing its first serious religious schism as fanboys reject the religion’s central premise that you must upgrade your expensive phone every year.

iPhone 7 ships with glitch feature
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Tuesday, 25 April 2017 12:39

iPhone 7 ships with glitch feature


Every fanboy wants it 


Apple fanboys owners have been counting themselves lucky to find another feature in their iPhone 7 which causes the device to hang for a few seconds before it restarts the mobile operating system.

Exploding Note 7 did not help Apple
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Friday, 30 December 2016 11:40

Exploding Note 7 did not help Apple


Analyst angers the Tame Apple Press


NPD analyst Stephen Baker is off the Christmas Card list of the members of the Tame Apple Press which are furious that he made a comment saying that Apple had failed to capitalise on Samsung’s exploding Note 7.

Worst, most expensive, pointless, tastless smartphone appears
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Iphone 7 compresses more suck than a Dyson

If you had to come up with the world’s worst phone you would have to put the money trapping iPhone 7 close to the top of the list.

Apple’s battery woes spread
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Friday, 23 December 2016 12:11

Apple’s battery woes spread


New upgrades make unaffected iPhone 6s sick


Apple seems to be serious in its cunning plan to get users to update to the iPhone 7, by issuing an update which was supposed to fix a problem with the iPhone 6s battery but actually spread the problem instead.

Apple copies Samsung’s flaming Note
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Wednesday, 07 December 2016 11:40

Apple copies Samsung’s flaming Note


No recall just denies it is happening


Apple’s iPhone 6 has started catching fire in the Far East, but rather than arranging a recall, like its rival Samsung, Jobs’ Mob is denying that it is happening.

Apple slashes iPhone orders
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Thursday, 01 December 2016 12:43

Apple slashes iPhone orders


Doing worse than expected

The fruity tax-doging cargo-cult Apple has been forced to slash its orders for the iPhone 7 family because it is not doing as well as it expected.

Samsung is still the number one mobile maker
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Friday, 18 November 2016 12:36

Samsung is still the number one mobile maker


Apple did not cash in on Note 7 fiasco

Samsung Electronics is still the number one global seller of smartphones in spite of the Galaxy Note 7 fiasco.

IPhone 7 might have a heating problem
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Tuesday, 15 November 2016 13:50

IPhone 7 might have a heating problem


Don’t expect a recall

Apple appears to be trying to copy Samsung by having its iPhone 7s catch fire.