Apple’s Vision Pro VR headset is a waste of everyone’s cash
Netflix is everywhere. It's on your phone, computer, and game console, even on the old Nintendo Wii, but it will not be on Apple's pricey Vision Pro VR headset.
Don’t call them Vision Pro apps
Fruity cargo cult Apple is trying to slap some daft rules on those who want to release apps for its overpriced Vision Pro’s visionOS.
Help we are running out of ideas
While the Tame Apple Press is doing its best to advertise Job’s Mob’s overpriced VR specs which will be apparently released next year, the company has rushed out and bought some existing tech.
Analyst view: Starting at $3499
Apple has finally acknowledged that it has been working for years on the eXtended Reality product. XR is a collaborative term that unifies an Augmented and Virtual reality device under one umbrella. Apple’s announcement shared sufficient details to create excitement around VR and give us some idea about the device, but it left some key elements out, including storage options and RAM.
Batteries and wires – it is going to be worse than even we suspected
The dark satanic rumour mill has manufactured a hell-on-earth yarn claiming that $3000 Apple’s new VR glasses will be even more useless than hardened cynics like us could imagine.
Streamlined, they have heard of it
In a move which will surprise many who are impressed by Apple's design chops, news has emerged that its coming VR headset will need an external battery pack which is the size of an iPhone. If you want to use it for longer than two hours you will have to plug it in -- defeating the product's portable purpose.
Better things to do
A new survey from Piper Sandler shows that US teens find Virtual Reality silly.
Even if his company’s forthcoming project more doomed than the Titanic
Apple supremo Tim Cook is trying to encourage positive stories about his outfit’s AR and VR gear before its launch on 5 June.
See what happens when fantasy gets out of control?
A 10-year-old boy in Wisconsin has been charged with first-degree reckless homicide after he fatally shot his mother after she refused to buy him a virtual reality headset on Amazon.