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Slap-happy Pope to bless AI policy
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Friday, 28 February 2020 11:21

Slap-happy Pope to bless AI policy


Backed by IBM and Microsoft

Vatican officials will release principles promoting the ethical use of artificial intelligence (AI), with the backing of Microsoft and IBM as the first two technology industry sponsors.

Vatican snuggles up with Silicon Valley
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Friday, 23 March 2018 10:13

Vatican snuggles up with Silicon Valley


In god's name make our bronze age moral code relevant

The Roman Catholic church, which has just got used to the idea that the earth goes around the sun, is turning to Silicon Valley to help make its homophobic, misogynistic, contraception hating, protectors of kiddie fiddlers relevant for the 21st century.

Bloke who claims to represent God tells us Social Media is not real
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Pope Francis worries about the kiddies

A bloke who claims to represent God on earth and represents an organisation which promises to get you into a mystical city made out of gold when you die has told kids that social networks give them a false image of reality.

Timm Cook will be hoping to replace that out of date tablet with an iPad
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Friday, 22 January 2016 13:27

Pope meets Apple’s profit


Cook will have a hard sell

The leader of the world’s most successful religion with more than a billion fanatical followers is going to meet the Pope.

Pope saves NY from iPhone cult
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Monday, 21 September 2015 12:54

Pope saves NY from iPhone cult


Papal intervention slows deliveries

Pope Francis has temporarily managed to save New York from the clutches of the iPhone Cult which is a dangerous American religion which encourages people to lower the standards of the world by surrendering to a "reality distortion field" which requires you to buy expensive phones.

Pope's website gets the works
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Wednesday, 15 April 2015 13:14

Pope's website gets the works


And its nobody's business but the Turks

Nationalist hackers are trying to make the Pope suffer for pointing out that Turkey genocided Armenians soon after WW1.