News - subcat

Zuck slams Apple's pricey face gadget
Published in News
Thursday, 15 February 2024 10:32

Zuck slams Apple's pricey face gadget


The emperor has no clothes

Apple's Vision Pro is getting a lot of stick now that it can be stuck to faces and now Meta boss Mark Zuckerberg has joined in.

Musk’s mum begs him not to fight Zuckerberg
Published in News


He is not worth it Elon

Elon [look at me] Musk’s mum is asking the interwebs not to encourage her boy to have a cage fight with Meta’s Mark Zuckerberg.

Zuckerberg says “meh” to Apple’s Vision Pro
Published in IoT


Out-of-date, over-priced and nothing we have not already explored

Desperate to find a way to advertise Apple’s pointless VR specs, the Tame Apple Press has asked Mark Zuckerberg what he thinks of the technology and if he is ready to surrender his metaverse dreams to his superior Jobs’ Mob overlords.

Metaverse is already contracting
Published in News
Tuesday, 28 March 2023 12:00

Metaverse is already contracting


Was not the big bang everyone hoped for

As we have predicted, Mark Zuckerberg’s hopes that the “metaverse” will be a big thing are being dashed.

Meta cuts 10,000 more jobs
Published in News
Wednesday, 15 March 2023 10:45

Meta cuts 10,000 more jobs


On top of the 11,000 fired in November

Meta is planning to cut 10,000 jobs as well as 5,000 open positions indicating that the company problems are a lot more serious than believed.

Facebook still worried about Zuckerberg's security
Published in News


Is someone trying to kill him?

While Facebook is trying to cut costs everywhere, it is boosting Mark Zuckerberg's considerable personal security budget by $4 million.

UK could jail social media bosses
Published in News
Friday, 13 January 2023 11:13

UK could jail social media bosses


If they don't do enough to protect children

The UK’s Online Safety Bill could be amended to include jail terms for social media bosses who fail to meet the requirements of the law.

2022 was a bad year to be a tech billionaire
Published in News
Thursday, 29 December 2022 09:30

2022 was a bad year to be a tech billionaire


Hear the sound of the world’s smallest violin

While the US claims its tech billionaires are saints because they have made so much money, it appears that 2022 saw their halos slip considerably.

Facebook plummets
Published in News
Friday, 04 February 2022 12:28

Facebook plummets


Blames Apple

Facebook is blaming Apple as its shares plummeted 26 per cent, the biggest single-day slide in market value for a US company.

Facebook goes darker than Zuckerburg’s soul
Published in News


Bad day for the Social Notworking King

Mark Zuckerburg was having a bad day yesterday after a whistleblower revealed dark deeds and his glorious social notworking empire crashed to its knees due to a bizarre DNS flaw.