M1 Mac Mini is mostly hot air due to designer laziness

Fruity Cargo Cult Apple might have missed a trick when it came to designing its over-hyped M1 Mac Mini – it designed it far too big.

Dumping Intel already costs an ARM and a leg

Fruity cargo cult Apple has announced that it has put its ARM-based chips into a Mac Mini which it is going to rent to developers for $500 as part of its ARM enema to purge Intel chips from its system.

It is just resting

Beleaguered Apple CEO Tim Cook, who is watching his cash cow iPhone die of mad cows’ disease, has rushed to reassure fanboys that the Mac Mini is also not dead.

User should be able to replace the hard drive