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Apple will claim it invented the curved screen soon

by on05 April 2018


Always ahead even when it isn't 

Fruity cargo cult Apple is about to make a super gaming changing feature to its iPhones which no one has ever thought of before – the curved screen.

The Tame Apple Press claims that Apple's move to curved screens will make it completely different from its rivals because none of them has such super-evolved high technology.

Another thing which Apple is working on is a touchless gesture control a which will allow some tasks to be performed by moving their finger close to the screen without actually tapping it.  Apparently it will take Apple another two years to put these innovations into a working product.  What a relief that no one has invented them yet and the world will be waiting for Apple's inventions to hit the streets.

Of course, this is nothing like Google's Soli which is much better and allows users to make all the sorts of gestures that they would typically make on a screen at a greater distance than what Apple is proposing. It is also nothing like Samsung's Air Gestures which came out years ago that lets users accept calls and flip through web pages by waving their hand across the top of the phone.

The Tame Apple Press has been reminding users that Apple has invented all the most important interfaces of the 20 and 21st century included the mouse, the touchscreen and probably the keyboard. Apple’s latest iPhones have a feature called 3D Touch that responds differently depending on different finger pressures.

The Tame Apple Press does have a few problems.  Apple often "announces" lots of technology which never make it to a product.  In this case, it is announcing that it may release a product which rivals have already. 

 

 

 

Last modified on 05 April 2018
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