Microsoft told to stay away from Jedi
Published in Cloud
Monday, 15 October 2018 12:21

Microsoft told to stay away from Jedi


Staff worry about doing evil if they help the Republic

Software Empire Microsoft is at odds with its staff over a move to sign up for the DoD’s defence contract (Jedi).

Microsoft blurs line between phone and tablet
Published in PC Hardware


New patent shows Apple’s next new super cool innovation

The inventor of the modern tablet, Microsoft, is working on a a new hybrid dual-screen Microsoft Surface device that blurs the lines between phone and tablet.

There is not enough humanity in IT
Published in News
Monday, 15 October 2018 12:11

There is not enough humanity in IT


Head of the Mozilla Foundation warns about a need for philosophiers and psychologists  

The biggest cheese in the Mozzarella Foundation - Mitchell Baker - is warning that IT companies need to diversify their hiring practices to include more people from backgrounds in philosophy and psychology if they want to tackle the problem of misinformation online.

Hard Brexit means hell for IT distributors
Published in News
Monday, 15 October 2018 12:06

Hard Brexit means hell for IT distributors


Better to have your Brexit soft

A hard Brexit would hurt IT  distribution according to Canalys president and CEO Steve Brazier.

Police told not to look at iPhones
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 15 October 2018 12:04

Police told not to look at iPhones


You can’t afford them

Coppers have been told not to look at suspects iPhones so that they can be unlocked at a later date.

UK Parliament calls first non-human witness
Published in AI
Monday, 15 October 2018 12:01

UK Parliament calls first non-human witness


Asking a robot about AI

The UK Parliament has announced that it will ask a robot about AI issues.

FCC says it legally cannot police the internet
Published in News


Changes definitions to suit its case

The Federal Communications Commission (FCC) opened its defence of its net neutrality repeal, telling a court that it has no authority to keep the net neutrality rules in place.

Kanye West wants Apple to build Trump an 'iPlane'
Published in Transportation


And for once we agree with him

Popular beat combo artist and Trump luvvie Kanye West thinks it would be a really good idea if Apple built an iPlane for Donald Trump. While we don’t normally agree with Apple building anything for anyone, we think this might actually save the world.

EU decides you will not own your self-driving car data
Published in Transportation


Bought to you by the same party that broke the internet

A routine vote on regulations for self-driving cars saw members of the European Peoples' Party vote down a clause that would protect a vehicle's telemetry so that it couldn't become someone's property.

Juniper warns about cryptocurrency implosion
Published in News


Riders of the Apocalypse ride forth

Juniper Research is warning that many of the metrics in the cryptocurrency world are pointing to a market implosion.