Apple scores good AI deal with OpenAI
Published in News
Thursday, 13 June 2024 11:24

Apple scores good AI deal with OpenAI


Please give it to use for free while we work out a way to do you over

While Microsoft had to pay $10 billion for its OpenAI deal, the fruity cargo cult Apple seems to be getting it for free.

Apple invented AI
Published in AI
Monday, 10 June 2024 11:33

Apple invented AI


It is called Apple Intelligence

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is trying to hide its long-standing lagging in the AI race by pretending to have invented it.

Apple starts sending WWDC 2024 invites
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Thursday, 30 May 2024 09:46

Apple starts sending WWDC 2024 invites


iOS 18 with heavy focus on AI

Apple has sent out invites for its annual developers conference (WWDC) scheduled for June 10. The event will be held at Apple Park and will be all about iOS 18 and its heavy focus on AI

Apple thought about ripping off Tetris
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At least on a prototype

Fruity cargo cult Apple saw the success of the computer game Tetris and said “we will be having some of that” and bashed out a clone.

Microsoft ready clean Mac’s out-of-date clock
Published in PC Hardware


New ARM Snapdragon X will make Macs look as dated as Stevenson’s rocket

Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella says that while the fruity cargo cult Apple had done a splendid job on its latest Mac, it was going to be outdated by the new windows optimised laptops coming from Acer, ASUS, Dell, HP, Lenovo, and Samsung in the next four weeks.

Apple and Starlink ally to take on security complaints
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An attack on one is an attack on the other

Fruity cargo cult Apple has teamed up with Elon [look at me] Musk’s Starlink to see off a report which shows them both up as a little insecure.

Apple's 'Big Brother' tactics stifle Euro tech freedom
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EU needs to check the fine print

In a classic display of Apple's 'my way or the highway' attitude, the tech giant has finally bent the knee to European law, but not without a sneaky catch that's got third-party browser developers in a right tizz.

Tame Apple Press claims Qualcomm’s better chip is a spoiler
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Nothing can really beat Apple

The Fruity Cargo Cult-owned press has started rumours claiming that the Snapdragon 8 Gen 4, expected to be announced in October, will have “spoiler” specifications and the final products will not be as good as Jobs’ Mob.

Apple launches new iPad Pro 2024 models
Published in Mobiles


OLED display and M4 chipset for Pro, and new iPad Air models in tow

Apple has officially announced its newest iPad Pro models, which will be available in 11- and 13-inch versions, and come with OLED screens, the new M4 chip, the new Apple Pencil Pro, and more, marking the biggest update to the iPad Pro update since it was launched. Apple also announced the new iPad Air 2024 models with M2 chip that will also be available in 11- and 13-inch sizes.

Apple’s spyware problem getting worse
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Faithbased security failing

The fruity cargo cult Apple is getting into serious trouble over its current surge in spyware.