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Breitbart conspiracy was a network error

by on08 September 2017


FBI called

The semi-official organ of the alt-right movement, Breitbart, was so certain that its website was being hacked that it called in the FBI.

Last year the site was being hit by what appeared to be a denial of service attack, which given the popularity of Breitbart was almost certain to be a liberal conspiracy.

Desperate to make sure that the Obama-following lizard worshippers would not get away with their attacks on right-minded white blokes, Breitbart picked up the blower and called in the snoops.

The FBI had a look under the bonnet of Brietbart and found some code which might have been the source of the problem.

It turned out that Brietbart source code contains indexing by Yandex which is the largest search engine in Russia and run by one of President Putin’s chums.

The report said that the FBI identified the “DoS attacks” to be an advert package. Sadly the FBI file was so redacted it is hard to work out what is going on.

However, the FBI concluded the whole conspiracy was just a faulty advertising network and there was nothing to see here, move on please. Of course they said the same thing about Kennedy, global warming and chem-trails and that does not mean it was NOT Obama's fault, you snowflakes.

 

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