Daily Star claims Christmas will be cancelled due to a lack of Apples
Brexit touting tabloid the Daily Star thinks that Christmas is going to be cancelled this year because there will not be enough technology available in the shops.
Middle Kingdom retaliation
Sweden's Ericsson said it will reduce its operations in China after suffering a big sales drop in one of its biggest markets due to retaliation for Sweden's ban on Huawei from selling 5G gear in the country.
Gelsinger says that there were too many suits
Intel's recent manufacturing problems were due to the fact that too many suits and not enough engineers got to the top, according to Intel CEO Kicking Pat Gelsinger.
If your brand is unknown you get no protection
Amazon only seems interested in protecting big name brands from counterfeiters and not those who come up with good ideas but are not as famous.
Works with all its products
Fruity cargo-cult Apple has invented a reassuringly expensive rag to wipe stuff from its expensive gadgets.
Named after the place where the US’s most boring, and over hyped writer lived
Fruity cargo cult Apple has announced that its macOS Monterey is available .
This one is not working
Social notworking site Facebook say it wants to built a “metaverse” which truly reflects the will of its mighty creator Mark Zuckerberg.
Will win the company back
The Tame Apple Press is furious with Intel’s Kicking Pat Gelsinger after he dared to point out that Intel could make better chips than the fruity cargo cult.
Global supply chain issues
Dutch health technology company Philips cut its outlook for sales and profit growth this year and said the global supply chain problems that added to its growing list of worries in the third quarter would likely intensify.
Keen to drive away from Apple dependence
Foxconn unveiled its first three electric vehicle prototypes, which are being seen as part of its ambitious plans to diversify away from its role of building consumer electronics for Apple.