Closes Chinese stores over the coronavirus 

Fruity cargo-cult Apple is to shut all of its official stores and corporate offices in mainland China until 9 February as fears over the coronavirus outbreak mounted and the death toll more than doubled to over 250 from a week ago.

US ban fails to help Apple out

Fruity cargo cult Apple has fallen from being a number two to a disappointing number three on the smartphone league tables after getting a good kicking from a firm that the US government has done its best to make extinct.

Wi-Fi chips in iPhones used CalTech data transmission technology

The California Institute of Technology (CalTech) said it won a $1.1 billion jury verdict in a patent case against Apple and Broadcom.

More than Tim Cook

While Apple CEO Tim Cook is a little concerned about whether Apple will be hit by the impact of the deadly coronavirus, Foxconn said it has few worries about the Kung Flu.

While rivals are rubbing their paws with glee

Samsung's hopes that there will be a gradual recovery in memory chip demand this year appear to be slowly failing.

Still yet to make any impact

A decade ago, Apple's spiritual head Steve Jobs promised Apple fanboys that his brand new tablet gizmo would change the world – it didn't thanks mostly to limited software and simple evolution of mobile tech.

Cargo cult sends in the nerds to evangelise the gym

As if Fudzilla readers needed a reason to skip going to the gym, the fruity cargo cult Apple has announced an evangelisation programme targeting gym users and it is getting the gyms to pay for it.

Will no one think of the poor Apple fanboys?

Fruity cargo cult Apple has decided to fight  EU lawmakers' call for a common charger,  not because it will stop it making huge amounts of money from fiddling with plugs to force an upgrade, but because poor Apple fanboys will suffer.

Now the ghost of Steve Jobs will have to find another reason why Safari keeps breaking

More than a decade ago, Apple's High Priest Steve Jobs moaned that Flash was responsible for things breaking in his software.  Now, it seems Apple is ending all connection with the software which appears to have outlasted Jobs himself.

Thanks to software designed to protect their privacy

The software genii at Apple have moved from creating clock software which cannot adjust to summertime to building anti-tracking software which allows users to be tracked.