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Apple finally realises that being a bit thick helps
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User-based modelling

Apple has finally realised that making its products a bit thicker makes them work better.

Oculus Rift virtually bricks itself
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Thursday, 08 March 2018 10:08

Oculus Rift virtually bricks itself


The software could not phone home 

Oculus Rift virtual reality headsets around the world bricked themselves due to a problem when they phoned home.

Drone maker threatens its own users
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Wednesday, 24 May 2017 12:34

Drone maker threatens its own users


Hand over private data or we will brick your toys


The maker of expensive drones, DJI is threatening to brick users gadgets if they don’t hand over their personal data. on its website.

Apple sued for bricking phones
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 06 April 2017 10:20

Apple sued for bricking phones


Fruity cargo cult revenged itself on DIY repairs

Fruity, Tax-Dodging cargo cult Apple has been charged with bricking the phones of users who dared to have their repairs done by those who did not wear blue shirts and had been blessed as Genii by the ghost of Steve Jobs.

Apple update bricks older phones
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 21 September 2015 12:10

Apple update bricks older phones


You do have to wipe everything

Fruity cargo cult Apple has continued its war on customers who don't upgrade by bricking older phones until customers restore them to factory settings.