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Bonking Boris Johnson told Number 10 bugged by Pegasus
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Don’t be silly, they would never get a horse in there

Boris Johnson has been told his office has been targeted with "multiple" suspected infections using Pegasus -- after he had a cup of tea, Boris was relieved to discover that Pegasus was a software virus and he could not have caught it at a Downing Street party. 

UK about to ban online racists from football matches
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Brexiteers probably did not see that one coming

UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson says the government plans to ban anyone guilty of online racist abuse from soccer matches as authorities continue to respond to the lawlessness connected to England's loss in the final of the European soccer championship.

The UK needs a digital pound
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Friday, 09 April 2021 11:41

The UK needs a digital pound


Selling England by the digital pound

A digital pound must be at the heart of Britain’s efforts to strengthen the City of London’s global attraction as a financial centre after Brexit, think tank CityUnited Project said.

Huawei pours scorn on Mike Pompeo
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Tuesday, 21 July 2020 22:39

Huawei pours scorn on Mike Pompeo


UK ban is tit for chlorinated tat

A senior minister from the disUnited States of America visited England today to praise the disUnited Kingdom for its decision to dump Huawei earlier this month.

Trade wars, not security, is Huawei's Achilles' heel
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Exclusion threatens UK gigabit plans

The UK government is soon to announce a re-assessment of its decision to limit Huawei's presence here.

Johnson sees off Huawei revolt
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Wednesday, 11 March 2020 11:47

Johnson sees off Huawei revolt


Gives them fudge, flannel and kippers them

Prime Minister Boris Johnson defeated his first party rebellion over a government decision to allow China’s Huawei to have a role in building Britain’s 5G phone network.

Johnson fudges Huawei strategy
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Tuesday, 28 January 2020 15:53

Johnson fudges Huawei strategy


Where there's a will, there's Huawei

The prime minister of the United Kingdom, Dominic Cummings Boris Johnson will give Chinese firm Huawei a limited licence to sell its kit in the country.

Asustek raises prices in UK
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Thursday, 21 July 2016 12:49

Asustek raises prices in UK


Blame Boris, Grove and Farage

UK Asustek customers will have to pay more for their hardware after the Brexit vote decimated the pound.