Don’t be silly, they would never get a horse in there
Boris Johnson has been told his office has been targeted with "multiple" suspected infections using Pegasus -- after he had a cup of tea, Boris was relieved to discover that Pegasus was a software virus and he could not have caught it at a Downing Street party.
Brexiteers probably did not see that one coming
UK Prime Minister Boris Johnson says the government plans to ban anyone guilty of online racist abuse from soccer matches as authorities continue to respond to the lawlessness connected to England's loss in the final of the European soccer championship.
Selling England by the digital pound
A digital pound must be at the heart of Britain’s efforts to strengthen the City of London’s global attraction as a financial centre after Brexit, think tank CityUnited Project said.
UK ban is tit for chlorinated tat
A senior minister from the disUnited States of America visited England today to praise the disUnited Kingdom for its decision to dump Huawei earlier this month.
Exclusion threatens UK gigabit plans
The UK government is soon to announce a re-assessment of its decision to limit Huawei's presence here.
Gives them fudge, flannel and kippers them
Prime Minister Boris Johnson defeated his first party rebellion over a government decision to allow China’s Huawei to have a role in building Britain’s 5G phone network.
Where there's a will, there's Huawei
The prime minister of the United Kingdom, Dominic Cummings Boris Johnson will give Chinese firm Huawei a limited licence to sell its kit in the country.