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Russia wants to build its own game engine
Published in Gaming

And Ukraine is going to pay for it 

Tsar Putin's  Russia is looking into making its own game engine because support from companies has been pulled followed the invasion of Ukraine.

Russians switching to Linux
Published in News
Friday, 01 July 2022 12:15

Russians switching to Linux

In Putin’s Russia 2023 is the year of Linux on the desktop

Tsar Putin’s invasion of Ukraine is forcing the country to switch to Linux.

China benefiting from western smartphone sanctions in Russia
Published in Mobiles

Market share jumped

China's market share in the Russian smartphone market jumped significantly in May as Western manufacturers paused new sales in in Tsar Putin’s kingdom.

Europe working on a Russian cloud ban
Published in Cloud
Thursday, 09 June 2022 11:43

Europe working on a Russian cloud ban

New sanctions

The European Union is working on a possible ban on the provision of cloud services to Russia as part of new sanctions against the Kremlin for the invasion of Ukraine.

Israeli used Indian hackers to spy for Russian oligarchs
Published in News

Industrial espionage

An Israeli private investigator currently behind bars in the US used Indian hackers to conduct surveillance operations for ultra-wealthy Russians, a court has been told.

Russia mulls joining cryptocurrency scheme
Published in News

I love the smell of ponzi in the morning

Tsar Putin is mulling over allowing cryptocurrency to be used for international payments.

Russian mobile operators start flogging cheap and older communications tech
Published in News

Avoiding inflation

Russia's biggest mobile operator MTS has started selling discounted and used smartphones, offering Russian consumers cheaper alternatives as inflation bites and Western brands suspend shipments.

Russia looks to China to replace Intel and AMD
Published in News

Match the Chinese tires on our military trucks

Tsar Putin has decided he does not need Intel and AMD when he can use Chinese chips which are just as fast and reliable as those decadent western chips, which are probably made by homosexuals.

Google goes bankrupt
Published in News
Thursday, 19 May 2022 11:48

Google goes bankrupt

At least in Russia

Google is going to file for bankruptcy in Russia, although to be fair was only after Tsar Putin seized the company’s bank account and did a “special operation” on its funds.

Russian fighter pilots bring their own GPS devices
Published in Transportation

Inbuilt navigation systems are so bad

Russian fighter pilots are so fed up with the GPS devices that come with their super expensive jets that there are bringing their own to work and sticking them to the plane dashboards.