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Apple kills off 12-inch MacBook
Published in PC Hardware
Wednesday, 10 July 2019 12:57

Apple kills off 12-inch MacBook


Average world standards raised by a fraction

Fruity cargo cult Apple has finally given up on its 12-inch MacBook and got rid of the model

Apple stuffs up MacBook repair with design
Published in PC Hardware
Wednesday, 23 January 2019 11:16

Apple stuffs up MacBook repair with design


$6 dollar repair becomes $600 design disaster

MacBook Pro owners are suffering from a design flaw in their expensive toys which means they will have to fork out $600 to fix a minor fault which would normally cost $6 to fix.

Apple's new MacBook is so hot it has to be throttled
Published in PC Hardware


High powered chip is a complete waste of cash

The Tame Apple Press has been singing the praises of Apple’s latest 15-inch MacBook Pro refresh with the Core i9-8950HK six-core processor crammed inside, but what Apple fanboys are not being told is that the chip gets so hot that it has to be throttled.

Apple to kick out Intel in 2020
Published in PC Hardware
Wednesday, 04 April 2018 11:00

Apple to kick out Intel in 2020


Intel has one percent Apple profits

The market is upset about the leaked news that Apple might dump Intel in its future notebooks in 2020. Apple is working on its own Kalamata chip that could power phones, tablets and Macs in the future.

Apple refreshes MacBook lineup with Kaby Lake
Published in AI


Higher clock and better GPU

At its WorldWide Developer Conference (WWDC 2017), Apple announced plenty of both hardware and software updates, including the full refresh of its entire MacBook lineup.

MacBook shipments to hit 15 million units this year
Published in News


Increases 10 percent

Apple is on target to increase its MacBook and MacBook Pro shipments to 15 million units this year, up from 13.5 million units last year, according to the latest report from supply chain sources.

Apple is not scaling back desktops claims Cook
Published in News
Tuesday, 20 December 2016 12:47

Apple is not scaling back desktops claims Cook


Trying to reassure staff they are super cool and loved after all

Apple’s Steve Ballmer, Tim Cook has been trying to reassure staff that he has not given up on desktop technology.

Macs will have 10nm Intel in late 2017
Published in PC Hardware
Wednesday, 02 November 2016 17:16

Macs will have 10nm Intel in late 2017


Trouble with intel’s 10nm continues

KGI Securities and world’s leading Apple leaking analyst Ming-Chi Kuo, shared that Cannon Lake 10nm is likely to debut in 2H 2017 in new, 32GB capable Macbook Pros. The transition to LPDDR4 could result in 15-25 percent less power consumption over the current LPDDR3. 

Macbook pros hate iPhones
Published in AI
Friday, 28 October 2016 10:07

Macbook pros hate iPhones


As iPhone friendly as a great white shark 

The fruity tax-dodging cargo-cult Apple wants punters to waste $2,399 on a new MacBook Pro which has a design flaw which makes the gear as user friendly to iPhones as I am.

Apple looks for new MacBook ideas
Published in AI
Tuesday, 31 May 2016 12:19

Apple looks for new MacBook ideas


OLED function keys will make all the difference


In a desperate attempt to appear innovative again, the Fruity Cargo cult Apple is rumoured to be planning to replace the function keys on its MacBook Pro with a new OLED display touch bar.