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China snubs Apple
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 23 September 2019 11:54

China snubs Apple


Tumbleweed as few queue for iPhones

Apple’s latest iPhone 11 range hit stores in China, but only extremists bothered to queue, leaving the Tame Apple Press nothing to photograph.

iOS 13 shipped with a known bug
Published in News
Monday, 23 September 2019 11:37

iOS 13 shipped with a known bug

 

What a surprise

The software genii at Apple, who struggled to write software which could tell the time, have produced another howler.

Microsoft detoxing Apple fanboys
Published in News
Monday, 23 September 2019 11:19

Microsoft detoxing Apple fanboys


Converting them to the proper technology

The Tame Apple Press is furious after discovering that that software king of the world Microsoft has taken the missionary position on converting Apple fanboys to proper technology.

Apple claims to have invented Slofies
Published in News
Thursday, 19 September 2019 11:53

Apple claims to have invented Slofies

 
Trademarks it

The inventor of the rounded rectangle, Apple claims to have invented the Slofie.

Apple's new watch is the old watch
Published in News
Thursday, 19 September 2019 11:38

Apple's new watch is the old watch


Mutton dressed as lamb

While the Tame Apple Press waxes lyrical with effusive praise about Apple's "new" iWatch, a few cynics have voided their warranty to discover that the device is just the old watch repackaged.

Wi-Fi gets its AX
Published in Network
Wednesday, 18 September 2019 11:07

Wi-Fi gets its AX


Standard finalised

The Wi-Fi Alliance has finalised its Wi-Fi Certified 6 programme, aka. 802.11ax.

New York Times says don’t upgrade your iPhone
Published in News
Wednesday, 18 September 2019 10:47

New York Times says don’t upgrade your iPhone


The structure of the universe has changed

After years of wetting its pants with excitement every time a new iPhone comes out, the New York Times is telling its readers it is pointless to upgrade to the new iPhone.

Apple takes on the EU
Published in News
Tuesday, 17 September 2019 10:26

Apple takes on the EU


We pay enough tax thanks

Apple fights the world's most significant tax case this week in a desperate bid to avoid paying tax in the EU and show its regulators who are boss.

Apple Arcade game subscription service launches on September 19
Published in Gaming


100+ games for $4.99 a month

Apple has finally revealed details regarding its Apple Arcade game subscription service which will launch on September 19th, offering 100+ games for $4.99 a month.

Apple TV+ launches on November 1st
Published in News
Wednesday, 11 September 2019 16:11

Apple TV+ launches on November 1st


Costs $4.99 and comes with some exclusives

At its event last night, Apple has revealed more information about its upcoming Apple TV+ streaming service which will premier on November 1st with some impressive exclusives.