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Apple’s customer satisfaction levels fall
Published in News
Friday, 25 September 2020 10:10

Apple’s customer satisfaction levels fall


Samung's Empire stable

Apple’s customer satisfaction figures in Apple in PC and tablets in the US have fallen slightly bringing it neck and neck with Samsung.

Apple’s critics forge new alliance
Published in News
Friday, 25 September 2020 10:07

Apple’s critics forge new alliance


Coalition against App Store antics

A rebel alliance made up of Spotify, Match Group and “Fortnite” creator Epic Games who oppose to Apple’s App store antics has been formed.

EU could force Apple to open iPhone payment tech
Published in Mobiles


Just working on the legislation

The European Union is weighing legislation that could force Apple to open iPhone payment technology to competitors.

New iPhone announcements likely to disappoint
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 24 September 2020 11:55

New iPhone announcements likely to disappoint


But fanboys will still buy it

A leak of the fruity cargo cult Apple's coming iPhone 12 has revealed another pile of suck for users to have to put up with.

US-China trade war spoils it for the rest
Published in News
Wednesday, 23 September 2020 12:29

US-China trade war spoils it for the rest


TSMC chairman Mark Liu warns

The US-Chinese trade war is driving up costs and limiting the flow of ideas, the chairman of TSMC warned.

Overrated phone gets the most hyped carrier technology
Published in Mobiles


A year after everyone else

CEO of British Telecom's consumer brands BT and EE Marc Allera claims Apple is days away from launching its first 5G iPhone models.

Apple failing to fix buggy iOS14
Published in News
Tuesday, 22 September 2020 11:19

Apple failing to fix buggy iOS14


You probably were not expecting this

Fruity cargo cult Apple, whose software genii have in the past failed to write a bug free clock code, or battery control software which does not drain a phone faster than Apple products drain a bank account, are in hot water over its latest super cool iOS software.

Apple blasted by Blix
Published in News
Monday, 21 September 2020 12:54

Apple blasted by Blix


Pens snottogram to Euro antitrust supremo

An American app creator has alleged Apple is not playing by the rule book and has taken its complaints offshore to the European bloc, said Reuters.

Epic is a saboteur, not a martyr, moans Apple
Published in News
Thursday, 17 September 2020 12:47

Epic is a saboteur, not a martyr, moans Apple


It is trying to stop us making lots of cash

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple has asked a court to reject Epic Games' latest bid to get Fortnite back on the App Store, saying the game maker is acting as "a saboteur, not a martyr" in its challenge to Apple's payment system.

US customs are Apple’s enforcers now
Published in News
Wednesday, 16 September 2020 11:33

US customs are Apple’s enforcers now


Public servants decide if products will miff Jobs' Mob

US customs appears to be acting as the enforcer for the trillion dollar cargo cult Apple and seizing products which it thinks might anger Jobs' Mob.