Apple fanboys fail online courses
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Friday, 22 May 2020 11:31

Apple fanboys fail online courses


Because schools can’t read Apple’s esoteric photo formats

Apple’s insistence on using esoteric file formats is forcing fanboys to resit their exams.

Tame Apple Press admits – people don’t really care about iPhones
Published in Mobiles


Bigger things to worry about

The Tame Apple Press is having to face up to the fact that the coronavirus might have killed off any chance Jobs’ Mob might have had sorting out the declining demand for its iPhone.

Apple hangs on to repaired phones
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Monday, 23 March 2020 11:26

Apple hangs on to repaired phones


It's ours, not yours

All Apple Stores outside of China are closed until further notice due to the ongoing coronavirus pandemic, and it’s preventing some customers from picking up their repaired devices.

Dell allows Apple fanboys to control iPhones from PCs
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So much for the iPhone replacing the PC

Tin box shifter Dell is releasing software which will enable Apple users to finally get control over their shiny toys on a proper machine.

iPhones have been hacked for two years
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 30 August 2019 10:45

iPhones have been hacked for two years


Bought down by Beer

Security researchers at Google have found evidence of a “sustained effort” to hack iPhones for at least two years.

Newspaper claims iPhones are radioactive
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Friday, 23 August 2019 11:46

Newspaper claims iPhones are radioactive


Illegal radiation levels could kill you

The Chicago Tribune recently launched an investigation into the radiofrequency radiation levels and was horrified to discover that some of Apple's iPhones emit radiofrequency radiation that exceeds safety limits.

Apple makes it even harder for people to repair their phone
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Never mind locked in batteries, Apple insists they are coded

Apple has tied batteries to specific iPhones, meaning that only it can perform an authorised battery replacement on the newest versions of iPhones, two independent experiments have found.

Germany forces Apple to sell iPhones with Qualcomm modems
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Apple says it is only obeying orders

Apple said it had “no choice” but to stop using Intel modems in iPhones headed to Germany to comply with a patent infringement lawsuit Qualcomm won against Apple there in December.

China retailers slash iPhone prices
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 11 January 2019 12:42

China retailers slash iPhone prices


Time to cash out of this sinking ship

Several Chinese electronics retailers including Alibaba-backed Suning and JD.com have slashed iPhone prices this week, after they realised that shifting them is nearly impossible at the prices Jobs' Mob wanted.

Cook blames users repairing iPhones for woes
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They are not even using Genius bars

Apple supreme Dalek Tim Cook has found another reason why Apple sales are falling – those evil users are repairing their old phones.