iOS insulin pump app recalled
Major incident
Diabetic Apple fanboys who trusted Job’s Mob’s testing of an iOS insulin pump app apparently risked their lives.
Musk’s brain chip borked
And he can’t turn it off and turn it on again
Elon [look at me] Musk’s attempt to put a computer chip into a person’s brain ran into trouble when the chip borked.
Crushes artistic customers hopes and dreams
The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple's marketing team had to eat humble pie after its latest iPad ad showing a press squashing all sorts of artsy stuff, rubbed folks the wrong way.
Who would have thunk that ignoring a Judge would be contempt?
Judge Yvonne Gonzalez Rogers appears to be gunning for the bigwigs at the fruity cargo cult Apple for ignoring her order on iPhone app payments.
Amazon makes Prime even less usable
Even more adverts
Idiots at Amazon Prime have worked out a way to make the streaming service even less usable by inserting more adverts.