Apple admits iPhones, iPad and iMacs have serious security risk
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Attackers could have complete control of your Coldplay and U2 collection

Fruity cargo cult Apple has admitted that its faultless, super-cool, operating system which rules across all its devices has a feature that allows a naughty person to take control of the machine.

Apple says hit the road jack to iPad
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Friday, 05 August 2022 12:52

Apple says hit the road jack to iPad


Entry-level iPad loses useful tool

Apple's upcoming entry-level iPad is rumored to cut the 3.5mm headphone jack which while being incredibly useful had been purged from Jobs' Mob's line up ages ago.

Netflix works a way around Apple's tax
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Monday, 25 July 2022 11:22

Netflix works a way around Apple's tax


Expect a visit from the boys 

Media streaming outfit Netflix has earned the wrath of the Tame Apple Press by working a way around paying a huge amount to the fruity cargo cult Apple for doing very little.

Apple fanboy jailed over iPad
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Wednesday, 13 July 2022 10:47

Apple fanboy jailed over iPad


Apparently, sex pests can’t own them without telling the authorities

A sex pest was jailed for a year after ignoring a court order which prevented him from using a shiny iPad unless he told coppers first.

Apple's new entry-level iPad could come with A14 chip
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Go the way of USB-C as well

According to the latest report, the new entry-level iPad from Apple could come with the A14 chip, 5G connectivity, as well as finally switch to a USB-C port.

Apple fixes two critical zero-day vulnerabilities
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iPhones, iPads, and Macs wide open

Apple released fixes for two critical zero-day vulnerabilities in iPhones, iPads, and Macs that give hackers dangerous access to the devices internals.

Apple iPhones need an urgent update
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Friday, 11 February 2022 13:19

Apple iPhones need an urgent update


Apparently the security is wide open again

Apple has released an update for its iPhone and iPad for an already exploited attack which exploits a software bug.

Tablet market grows
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Tuesday, 01 February 2022 10:53

Tablet market grows


Apple still in charge

Worldwide tablet shipments rose to 168.8 million last year, up about five million from 2020 shipments.

Apple slashes iPad production by half
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Tuesday, 02 November 2021 13:02

Apple slashes iPad production by half


Claims it is due to global chip supply crunch

Apple has slashed production of iPad tablets and the Tame Apple Press claims that it is cannibalising components for the iPhone 13.

Apple brings the new iPad and iPad mini
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Tuesday, 14 September 2021 23:15

Apple brings the new iPad and iPad mini


New chipsets, better cameras, and more

Apple has kicked off its California Streaming event with two new iPads, including the updated iPad 10.2 and the iPad mini.