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Rogue fanboy crushes Apple store with his giant balls

by on30 September 2016

Revenge over payment issue

A French man decided to  crush an Apple store with his huge balls of steel.

The bloke who apparently had a “repayment issue” with the fruity tax-dodging cargo cult took out his steel balls and used them to shatter iPhone, iMacs and MacBooks. In true French style he immediately surrendered to security staff.

The balls in question were "boules" which is a metal ball used in the traditional French game that's a bit like bocce or bowls. It is the first time that the game has made much of an impact anywhere and it is the first time in ages that the French have helped raise the standards of the world by a little bit.

French newspaper Le Bien Public reports that the incident happened shortly before 1 pm in an Apple Store in Dijon.
It appeared that the bloke with his balls of steel smashed 12 iPhones, four iMacs, and a MacBook Air. The Tame Apple Press claims that its $14,000 worth of damage which seems a little too low to us.

Still the video is curiously therapeutic.

Last modified on 30 September 2016
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