Apple abandons coming "super-cool" feature
Even if it was already over hyped
The fruity cargo cult Apple has abandoned one of the few innovations in iOS 17 even if it has been hyped to the nines by the Tame Apple Press.
Apple Malware detection is easy to bypass
Depends too much on prayers to St Steve Jobs
The Mac's built-in malware detection tool is apparently so easy to bypass it might as well not be there, according to a Mac security researcher.
Apple preparing to stuff up USB-C switch
At least according to rumours
The dark satanic rumour mill is suggesting that Apple is preparing to undo the shift to USB-C by being a bit stupid about it.
Foxconn expects electronics sales to fall
Apple supplier sees profits slow
Apple supplier Foxconn reported a one per cent drop in second-quarter net profit, as global economic woes hurt demand for smart consumer electronics.
Judge allows Apple to pay up in phone throttling case
After a long-running court battle
A US court has signed off on a deal where Apple pays money to owners of older iPhones in what was dubbed as one of the "one of the largest consumer frauds in history."
Big Tech mulls leaving the UK
Too much post Brexit regulation
Big Tech is considering leaving the UK because they are being swamped with more regulation than they see in the EU.
Tame Apple Press wrong about TSMC deal
Analyst says Apple is treated the same as everyone else
The Tame Apple Press has been telling the world+dog that TSMC is bending over backwards to keep Apple as a client with shed loads of sweeteners.
Apple takes down Damus
Claims it could be used to sell digital content
The fruity cargo cult Apple has ordered Damus, a decentralised social networking app backed by Twitter co-founder Jack Dorsey, to be cast forth from its walled garden of delights for committing sins against the true and holy church.
Apparently she thought the car thieves would immediately surrender to her superior technology
Four men were arrested in the shooting death of a 61-year-old Bakersfield woman who died after police said she confronted suspects who she thought had stolen her car.
Despite an appearance in the Book of Genesis
Fruity cargo cult Apple has now become so arrogant and deluded that it thinks it owns the trademark on all Apples.