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Apple users want the Jack back
Published in News
Thursday, 29 September 2016 13:46

Apple users want the Jack back


Turning to a case to solve the problem

While the fruity tax-dodging cargo cult thinks that it will make a killing by removing the headphone jack from its iPhone 7, it seems that there is a movement among fanboys to bring it back.

Tame Apple Press fabricates another Samsung scare story
Published in Mobiles


Creating a fake China crisis

Samsung is not being allowed to get off the hook for its battery woes on the Samsung Note 7 and now it is pretty clear that the Tame Apple Press has resorted to “making stuff up.”

Apple could pass your iMessage data to the coppers
Published in Mobiles


It is storing your data after all

Despite promises that iMessage conversations are safe, it appears that there is a method that they could up in the hands of the spooks and law enforcement.

Apple fanboys drill into their iPhone 7s
Published in Mobiles
Monday, 26 September 2016 12:41

Apple fanboys drill into their iPhone 7s


Some people are too thick to live

YouTube meanies played a cruel trick on people stupid enough to upgrade their iPhone 7s by telling them a "secret hack" to get a headphone jack which involved drilling into the phone.

iPhone 7 disappoints the credible reviewers
Published in Mobiles
Friday, 23 September 2016 12:37

iPhone 7 disappoints the credible reviewers


Poor battery life, tired design

While you may not be aware of it, Apple’s most expensive iPhone ever, the iPhone 7, is getting poor reviews – at least among those reviewers who take their job seriously and don't adopt the missionary position when it comes to Jobs' Mob.

Apple confirms fault with iPhone 7
Published in Mobiles
Wednesday, 21 September 2016 12:43

Apple confirms fault with iPhone 7


Brave technology failure

Apple fanboys who wasted money “upgrading” to the iPhone 7 have been blessed with a new “feature” which turns off their controls.

IPhone 7 refuses to reconnect after airport mode "holiday"
Published in Mobiles


You get what you pay for

When it is not hissing at customers for making it work, Apple’s new iPhone 7 is using Airplane mode as an excuse for a permanent snooze.

Is the Note 7 overheating a conspiracy?
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 20 September 2016 10:51

Is the Note 7 overheating a conspiracy?


Are all these "exploding" Note 7 cases real?

A recent case in China has suddenly made the case of the “exploding” Galaxy Note 7s look like a conspiracy.

Apple did not lose the headphone jack to get extra space
Published in Mobiles


Mind the Gap

It seems that Apple did not remove the headphone jack to allow it to provide more space after all.

iPhone 7 hisses at owners
Published in News
Monday, 19 September 2016 10:50

iPhone 7 hisses at owners


We hate you all

Apple hates its customers so much the iPhone 7 hisses at them, particularly if they insist on making it actually do something hard.