Apple fanboys up in arms

Apple fanboys are shocked to discover that Apple has released yet another operating system which was borked and is draining the life from their shiny toys in minutes.

After keeping users in the dark for so long

Fruity cargo cult Apple has finally caved into pressure and bought back the battery percentage gauge on the iOS 16.

Offers millions to the first to break it

The Tame Apple Press has wet itself as their favourite company has released a security system for iOS 16, iPadOS 16, and macOS Ventura which it claims will protect high profile targets from government style attacks.