Musk replaces press office with poop emoji
Because asking him questions is just asking for trouble
Supreme twit Elon [Look at me] Musk has shown his media genius by sacking his press office and dealing with any press queries by sending journalists an automatic poop emoji.
Musk wants to build utopia in Texas
Tire fire of the vanities
Not content with destroying Twitter, CEO Elon [look at me] Musk has found another shiny object to distract him from making money.
Musk hits new low by slagging off employee’s disability
Public humiliation of disabled hero
Icelandic disabled icon Haraldur “Halli” Thorleifsson found himself at the end of Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk’s tasteless jokes this week.
FTC worried about Musk’s firings
Worried he might not have enough staff left to protected data
Supreme Twit Elon [Look at me] Musk’s HR policy, which appears to involve firing everyone he sees, has fallen foul of the FTC.
Musk blocked from putting chips in people’s brains
Shedloads of tests still need to be done
Elon [look at me] Musk’s plans to install chips into everyone’s brains have been set back by those pesky government officials who have a few questions about how he planned to do it.
Musk holds product launch with no products
Plan 3 from outer space
Supreme rich twit Elon [look at me] Musk hit a new low at his Tesla investor day yesterday when he stood up and offered them nothing other than his glorious presence.
Musk returning to AI after dismissing it as dangerous as nukes
Oh look, another shiny thing
After dismissing AI as being “as dangerous as nukes” and flogging off his stake in OpenAI, thinking man’s prosciutto Elon [look at me] Musk has realised that he might have missed something and wants back in.
Musk’s Pro-Russian stance might harm Starlink’s service
Elon [look at me] Musk’s erratic pro-Russian stance might not help his Starlink satellite service, which has suddenly become the target of Chinese tech.
Twitter lays off more staff
Musk gets rid of the engineers who keep the company running
Business genius and supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk laid off more than 50 people from Twitter over the weekend, choosing to let go those who could keep the technical side of the business running.
Musk backs AI smears of reporter
Robots should be allowed free speech if they agree with me
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has praised an AI based software which slagged off a reporter he does not like.