They will try to improve the value of their investments
The US government has just realised that it is probably a bad idea to allow cryptocurrency fanboys make policy on the dodgy ponzi schemes.
I love the smell of ponzi in the morning
Tsar Putin is mulling over allowing cryptocurrency to be used for international payments.
Expert claims it is useless and destructive
A senior staff researcher at the International Computer Science Institute and lecturer in the computer science department at UC Berkeley has slammed cryptocurrency is useless and destructive, and should "die in a fire."
Probably a good time to stop this nonsense now
An experiment by the city of Miami into crypto currency has turned into a disaster after its MiamiCoin’s value fell by 95 per cent.
Not notable enough
More than 200 long-time Wikipedia editors have requested that the Wikimedia Foundation stop accepting cryptocurrency donations.
They were only supposed to blow the doors off
North Korea funded its missile programs with millions of dollars in stolen cryptocurrency.
Crypto Investors have been shocked to discover that the co-founder of a multi-billion dollar cryptocurrency protocol a serial scammer with a record of conviction and deportation, and co-founded of a fraudulent Canadian exchange that imploded.
Avira and Norton 360
Security researcher Brian Krebs reported that Norton 360 and Avira antivirus had installed cryptocurrency mining software
We do not have enough electricity
Kosovo's government banned on cryptocurrency mining in an attempt to curb electricity consumption as the country faces the worst energy crisis in a decade due to production outages.
At this rate the Mexicans will not want it back
Texas, which has one of the most dodgy power grids in the US, is about to be hit by a surge in demand for electricity that's twice the size of Austin's as part of local government policy.