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Brits’ tech ignorance reported
Published in News
Wednesday, 27 March 2019 12:46

Brits’ tech ignorance reported


15 per cent of Brits have tried to destroy frustrating gear

Technology knowledge is so bad in the UK that 15 per cent of adults have reached the end of their tether and tried to destroy the frustrating device.

British claim they can black out Moscow
Published in News
Tuesday, 09 October 2018 12:34

British claim they can black out Moscow


Powering off Putin

It looks like the British are getting a little miffed at Russian hacking and random murders and have been practicing  cyberwar games that could shut off electricity in Russia's capital.

iPhone X can’t handle British winter
Published in News
Friday, 10 November 2017 11:26

iPhone X can’t handle British winter

Expensive phone freezes

British Apple fanboys who emptied their bank accounts to buy Apple’s hugely overpriced gadget are finding that it cannot handle the cold British weather.

British politicians moan about social media
Published in News


They are monkeying around over racism and terror

A group of British MP’s have had a good moan about social media networks not doing enough to remove illegal and extremist material posted on their sites, and for not preventing it appearing in the first place.

iWatch banned from British Cabinet
Published in News
Wednesday, 12 October 2016 12:14

iWatch banned from British Cabinet


Michael Gove was too insecure 

The UK government has banned Apple's iWatch from its government Cabinet meetings because they can be easily knocked over by the Russians.

Queue-jumping Oneplus has a British face-palm
Published in Mobiles


What do you mean you expect supply and demand?

Great things were expected when OnePlus 3 announced that it was finally doing away with invitations and abandoning its queuing system. But it turns out that it might have been better for the British to queue.

Puritan British push for smut verification
Published in News
Tuesday, 16 February 2016 13:44

Puritan British push for smut verification


Not something to be Cavalier about


The UK government is carrying on its quest to drag the UK to the Victorian era by insisting the p*rn sites force users to confirm that they are old enough to watch the stuff.

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Let anyone in

Tuesday, 03 April 2012 09:08

Cameron in hot water over snooping law

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My backbench is revolting

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That could really stuff up Sony and the Department of Defence