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Musk’s X sees exodus of staff now
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Friday, 01 December 2023 10:17

Musk’s X sees exodus of staff now


No one wants to be his friend

Elon [look at me] Musk sees a mass exodus of sales staff from his social notworking outfit X.

Musk decides to charge for posting X messages
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Wednesday, 18 October 2023 11:12

Musk decides to charge for posting X messages


Tests it out on the Kiwis because he does not think they will complain

Elon [look at me] Musk has decided to test out charging users to post on his social notworking site X.

Saudi Arabia to execute a bloke for Twitter posts
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Sorting out dissent medieval style

A Saudi court has sentenced a man to death over his posts on X and YouTube as Crown Prince Mohammed bin Salman cracks down on defiance in the kingdom.

Musk’s Twitter is about to come crashing
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Just as it breaks even

Elon [look at me] Musk is about to face a major challenge as the single thing which has kept it propped up throughout his CEO’s management is about to end.

DeSantis presidential launch mired by Twitter problems
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Discovered first hand the depths of Elon Musk’s cuts

A bloke who was duffed up by a mickey mouse outfit is probably regretting turning a man who blows up rockets to help him launch his presidential campaign.

WhatsApp users can edit messages
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Tuesday, 23 May 2023 10:03

WhatsApp users can edit messages


If they are quick

WhatsApp users can finally edit their messages.

Most Americans "took a break" from Musk's Twitter
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Probably giving up on it next year

Most Americans who used Twitter took a break in the past year and many say they will abandon the site in the next year, according to a Pew Research Centre survey.

Musk censored posts to help the Turkish government get re-elected
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Censorship is fine so long as I am doing it

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has been accused of being rather selective regarding free speech and is allowing Turkish ruler Recep Tayyip Erdoğan to censor his rivals before crucial elections.

Musk admits Twitter was a mistake and hires a proper CEO
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Linda Yaccarino handed a poisoned chalice

Former supreme twit Elon [Look at Me] Musk has named Linda Yaccarino as the new Twitter CEO who will come in and attempt to make it all work after he has pretty much destroyed the company. 

Musk claims he has found a woman to run Twitter
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She starts in six weeks

Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk has finally admitted that the social notworking business is a lot harder than it looks and has hired a new CEO (not pictured) to sort it out for him.