Musk admits that Twitter has lost half its value since he took over
That is the sort of business genius he is
Red-faced supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk has admitted that he has succeeded in reducing the value of Twitter by a half since he took over.
Musk replaces press office with poop emoji
Because asking him questions is just asking for trouble
Supreme twit Elon [Look at me] Musk has shown his media genius by sacking his press office and dealing with any press queries by sending journalists an automatic poop emoji.
Musk outsources Twitter code
Too difficult to work out what is going on
Supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk has admitted that he is baffled by the algorithm used to recommend people’s tweets and decided to open source it to see if anyone else can work out what is going on.
Meta works on decentralised, text-based social network app
Claims it will rival Twitter and Mastodon
Meta is working on a standalone, text-based social network app.
Musk wants to build utopia in Texas
Tire fire of the vanities
Not content with destroying Twitter, CEO Elon [look at me] Musk has found another shiny object to distract him from making money.
Musk hits new low by slagging off employee’s disability
Public humiliation of disabled hero
Icelandic disabled icon Haraldur “Halli” Thorleifsson found himself at the end of Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk’s tasteless jokes this week.
Twitter lays off more staff
Musk gets rid of the engineers who keep the company running
Business genius and supreme twit Elon [look at me] Musk laid off more than 50 people from Twitter over the weekend, choosing to let go those who could keep the technical side of the business running.
Musk keeps firing Twitter staff
Soon he will be all alone in the office with his thank-you card from the Kremlin
Supreme Twit Elon [Look at me] Musk’s management of Twitter appears limited to firing staff – which he does extremely well.
Twitter chills and allows cannabis adverts
It doesn't matter
Supreme Twit Elon [look at me] Musk Twitter has decided that his social notworking outfit needs advertising so much he will allow cannabis companies to promote their brands on the platform.
Musk flooding your Twitter feed was deliberate
Engineers worked out a way to shut their boss up
Elon [look at me] Musk's invasion of users Twitter feeds was a deliberate move by engineers to get their boss to shut up, according to some new reports.