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Developers not going to be replaced by AI yet
Published in AI
Tuesday, 27 September 2022 11:04

Developers not going to be replaced by AI yet


Amazon says it is science fantasy

Fears that developers jobs be taken by machines have been dismissed by Amazon big wig Vasi Philomin.

Amazon turns off solar panels after units catch fire
Published in News


Apollo not impressed 

A string of recent fires at Amazon fulfillment centers and other facilities forced the e-commerce giant to shut down rooftop solar panels which appear to have experienced the wrath of the god of plagues and the sun.

Amazon faces anti-trust investigation
Published in News
Tuesday, 06 September 2022 10:53

Amazon faces anti-trust investigation


Robot take-over take down

The Federal Trade Commission (FTC) is investigating Amazon’s plans to acquire robot vacuum maker iRobot and the 1Life healthcare company behind One Medical.

Amazon forced to take down reviews of Lord of the Rings
Published in News


White Americans object to black hobbits

Online streaming service Amazon is reportedly putting a three-day delay on user reviews for all of its content on Prime Video, including the newly-released The Lord of the Rings: The Rings of Power because white Americans object to the “woke” use of black actors to play hobbits.

Forget the mark of the beast new tech just needs your paw print
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So that is one conspiracy consigned to the dustbin

Amazon has announced an expansion of its palm-reading payments service, Amazon One, which will come to a range of new Whole Foods stores, and while it will not tell your fortune it does kill off a long standing conspiracy myth parading as Biblical prophecy .

Amazon will know all about your home
Published in IoT
Monday, 08 August 2022 11:29

Amazon will know all about your home


IRobot will spill the beans 

Amazon has just written a $1.7 billion cheque for the robotic vacuum maker iRobot which might be providing the online bookseller with details about your home.  

Amazon admits that the union case against it is stronger
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It is better to spend money on politicans than actually making workforce happy

A leaked memo shows that Amazon admits that the union case against it is strong, but thinks it is better to follow the Amercian way and spend money bribing establishing and deepen "relationships with key policymakers and community stakeholders" and improve "Amazon's overall brand.

Alexi allows you to speak to the dead
Published in AI
Monday, 25 July 2022 10:48

Alexi allows you to speak to the dead


Is there any body there? 

Amazon's digital assistant has come up with a tool which will be a big hit amongst necromancers. 

Amazon snaps up One Medical
Published in News
Friday, 22 July 2022 10:07

Amazon snaps up One Medical


Diversification

While Apple is claiming it is a big name in the health industry because people are using its smart watches Amazon is really becoming a big name by acquiring the US private health network One Medical for US$3.9 billion.

Amazon sues Facebook admins over fake reviews
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Still keeping fake reviews up 

Online book seller Amazon is suing shedloads of Facebook admins who it claims are organising marketplaces “for the purchase and sale of fake reviews.”