Desperate measures

Fruity cargo cult Apple price cut for its tablets managed to keep its numbers up, according to analysts working for Digitimes Research.

4.6 per cent lower

Beancounters working for Digitimes have added up some numbers and worked out that global tablet shipments are expected to drop 4.6 per cent sequentially.

The fates have spoken

Digitimes Research has been consulting the oracles and, after inspecting the liver of a particularly fat RAM, come to the conclusion that Apple's Surface Pro, sorry the iPad Pro, is doomed.