Cisco slashes earnings forecast
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Thursday, 19 May 2022 11:45

Cisco slashes earnings forecast


Blames Covid and Putin

Cisco cut its full-year earnings forecast on Wednesday after COVID lockdowns in China and the war in Ukraine dragged sales below estimates in the third quarter, sending shares down 13 per cent in extended trading.

Ukrainian hacktivists hit Putin where it really hurts
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Cut off Russian vodka supply

Ukrainian hacktivists have disrupted alcohol shipments in Russia after committing distributed denial of service (DDoS) attacks against a critical online portal.

Putin makes Zuckerberg and Roslansky disappear
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See, Tsar Putin was goodie all the time

Meta CEO Mark Zuckerberg and LinkedIn CEO Ryan Roslansky are among the latest US citizens to be added to the Russian sanctions list.

Tsar Putin suddenly finds phone plans cut off
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Even Huawei is refusing to supply him

With most of the western telephone network companies abandoning Tsar Putin, it was expected that the Chinese’s Huawei, would swoop in and take the business.

Russia will run out of data storage in two months
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Putin told to get off our cloud

As Tsar Putin invaded Ukraine and started to carpet bomb its cities, he apparently did not figure on running out of cloud space.

Putin wants citizens to install a new browser
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“For special operations”

Tsar Putin is insisting that all Russian citizens change their browser settings or download a government-approved web browser.

Facebook  now says it not ok to kill Putin
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Tuesday, 15 March 2022 12:42

Facebook now says it not ok to kill Putin


Make up your mind

Facebook parent Meta Platforms clarified that it is against the company's user rules to share a post that "calls for the death of a head of state."

Tsar Putin says patent theft is ok if the inventor disagrees with him
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All US patents are now the property of glorious new Russia

Tsar Putin has officially authorised the use of patent theft by Russian companies if the technology comes from a country that does not bless his regime.

Meta allows you to call for the death of Putin and Russian soldiers
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Just no one else

It looks like you are allowed to call for the death of Tsar Putin and his imperialist stormtroopers on Facebook even if you still can’t demand the death of anyone else.

Putin might allow software piracy
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Tuesday, 08 March 2022 11:56

Putin might allow software piracy


Oh those sanctions

After years of making a pretence of being against software piracy, the Russian government is expected to give companies and individuals the right to pirate what they like.