Well, we weren't aware of Chuck Norris's pull in the tech industry, but if we were, we'd sure watch our step. The latest official news from the OSXReality.com now say that Chuck Norris was not at all happy with the App Store sales of his game, to which terrified Apple promptly reacted and redesigned the App Store.

Norris threatened to remove his game from the App Store and go with Android, which would surely make the public switch to it as well in a swift manner, but Apple did the wise thing and worked hard to please the man to whom they reportedly pay 99 cents for each song he listens from iTunes.

Unfortunately, the first versions had little to be desired, and it wasn't until Chuck roundhouse kicked the designers' iMac "crushing the left column of the App Store into a narrow strip, giving birth to the new App Store Layout!"

Funny thing is, we always thought iPhones sold well due to the simple fact that they were some of the top devices in the market, when the simple truth is that Chuck Norris likes them.

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