Fear sent them back to the dark ages

While the NSA and others have done their best to paint the Edward Snowden leaks as being good for the terrorists, it turns out they have been the exact opposite. The terrorists are so frightened of US monitoring, that they have been forced to rely on slow and outdated communications technology.

We should blame Canada more often

The nation famous for not being America and thumping baby seals with baseball bats apparently conducts false flag cyber-attacks on other nations.

Warns of bad behavior