Flat iPhone sales, legal threats to App Store and Google deal unsettle investors

The Fruity Cargo Cult Apple is about to unveil its latest earnings report, and the cocaine nose jobs of Wall Street are getting twitchy. Despite a stock price that’s multiplied ninefold since 2015, Apple hasn’t sold more iPhones in 2024 than it did a decade ago.

Better than Wall Street predicted

Big Blue beat Wall Street's quarterly earnings estimates, posted its first annual revenue growth since 2011 and forecast a 2019 profit above expectations.

Books less so

Although it is more famous for its book sales, Amazon is making piles of cash thanks to its web services.

Winter is coming

Yahoo has been quietly axing shedloads of its services, claiming that its focus is on "search, communications and digital content" to cover a cull which is a bit like a Game of Thrones Wedding.

It is what the prophet would have wanted

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