Apple shows off its Vision Pro specs
Late, out-of-date, impractical, and hideously over-priced
Fruity cargo-cult Apple has finally released a product for rich kids who were dropped on their heads by their nannies.
Apple announces new 15-inch MacBook Air
New screen size and M2 SoC
Apple has now officially, and finally, announced the MacBook Air in 15-inch size. In addition to the new Retina screen, the 15-inch MacBook Air also got the M2 chip, the same one from the 13-inch model.
Apple announces the M2 Ultra SoC at WWDC23
Coming to new Mac Studio and Mac Pro
At its WWDC23 event that kicked off earlier today, Apple announced its latest M2 Ultra SoC, and just like the last year with M1 Ultra, Apple has combined two M2 Max chips with UltraFusion to boost up the performance, giving it more cores, and equip it with 192GB of unified memory and 800GB/s of bandwidth. It will be coming to the new Mac Studio and Mac Pro systems.
Apple’s bank is the Hotel California of banking
Check your money in whenever you like, but you can’t take it out
Apple fanboys are a little surprised that Apple’s Savings Account system has a super-cool, innovative feature that means they can’t take it out.
Been around since 2015, Apple didn't notice
Software King of the World, Microsoft rushed to help save the fruity cargo cult Apple which was suffering from a serious security problem since 2015.
Apple signs 5G deal with Broadcom
Spending billions in the US
Apple announced a new multiyear, multibillion-dollar agreement with Broadcom, a leading US technology and advanced manufacturing company.
Start-up takes on Jobs’ Mob
David versus Goliath
The Tame Apple Press is fuming that a start-up is daring to say that it invented something Apple put on its iWatch.
When you lack innovation fall back on taxation
Fruity cargo-cult Apple was caught completely flatfooted by AI, without a product or plan, but insiders in the frying saucer believe that it is unnecessary for now.
Set up a system with which they could not compete
Apple's over hyped right to repair scheme might have just been a way to force more of its repair partners into the red and bring more of the work in house.
Apple to snub Samsung and make its own screens
Spending a fortune on micro-LED development
Apple wants to reduce its dependence on Samsung and develop its own micro-LED displays.