Microsoft scores a spooky cloud deal
Published in News
Monday, 28 May 2018 11:37

Microsoft scores a spooky cloud deal


Spooks get Azure for normally black ops.

Microsoft has scored a lucrative cloud deal with the US intelligence community worth hundreds of millions of dollars.

Microsoft developing a tool to fix malfunctioning AI
Published in AI


Been watching Westworld

It appears that the software boffins at Microsoft have been watching Westworld and realised that they could have a problem on their hands if AI gets out of control.

The world is a computer claims Microsoft
Published in PC Hardware
Wednesday, 23 May 2018 11:12

The world is a computer claims Microsoft


Blue screen of death becomes more problematic

Microsoft CEO Satya Nadella has been telling anyone who listens that the "world is now a computer" and if we start thinking that way we will transform everything.

Microsoft and Google find new CPU bug
Published in PC Hardware
Tuesday, 22 May 2018 11:27

Microsoft and Google find new CPU bug


Fix will slow you down even more

Microsoft and Google are jointly disclosing a new CPU security vulnerability that's similar to the Meltdown and Spectre flaws that were revealed earlier this year.

Gates dilates on Trump
Published in News
Monday, 21 May 2018 10:26

Gates dilates on Trump


Trump can't tell two different sexual diseases apart but knew a lot about Gates' daughter

Software King of the World Sir William Gates III has angered Donald (Prince of Orange) Trump's cheerleaders by pointing out that the president has a problem when it comes to spotting his sexually transmitted diseases but knew rather a lot about Gate's daughter Jennifer.

Microsoft plans low-cost Surface tablets
Published in PC Hardware
Thursday, 17 May 2018 11:11

Microsoft plans low-cost Surface tablets


Will have USB-C connectivity,

Microsoft plans to launch a line of lower-cost Surface tablets as soon as the second half of 2018 as part of a cunning plan to help Microsoft improve its market share.

Qualcomm backs Microsoft’s IoT plans
Published in AI
Wednesday, 09 May 2018 10:46

Qualcomm backs Microsoft’s IoT plans


Working together on developer kit


Qualcomm Technologies and Microsoft have announced that they are working together to help customers and developers quickly create IoT solutions like home monitoring cameras, enterprise security cameras and smart home devices that use on-device vision artificial intelligence (AI) in retail, manufacturing and logistics applications.

Microsoft announces Project Brainwave
Published in AI
Tuesday, 08 May 2018 12:00

Microsoft announces Project Brainwave


AI modules with specialised chips for Brainiacs 

Software King of the World Microsoft has announced that its system for running AI models with specialised chips is now available in preview on Azure.

Microsoft improves screenshot tool
Published in News
Friday, 04 May 2018 10:45

Microsoft improves screenshot tool


Being tested

Software king of the world Microsoft has finally realised that people want a better way of working with screenshots.

Snapdragon 845 PCs ready for holiday season
Published in PC Hardware


Faster than the SoC in phones

Qualcomm and Microsoft helped its partners to release the first generation of the Snapdragon 835 on Windows 10 and it is almost time for the second generation.