Apple releases urgent update for buggy software
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Thursday, 21 November 2024 09:12

Apple releases urgent update for buggy software


Two zero-day holes

The fruity cargo cult, Apple has stunned its user fanbase by admitting that the software it touts as more secure than Microsoft has two zero-day security flaws.

Apple insiders admit that it is two years behind on AI
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Not so cutting edge, after all

While Tame Apple Press claims that the fruity cargo cult is at the cutting edge of AI development, its staff knows it is two years behind everyone else.

Yet another exploited security flaw in macOS systems
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Cuckoo in the nest

Cybersecurity boffins have unearthed a new information thief that preys on Apple macOS systems. This thief can dig its claws into infected hosts and act as a snoop.

Apple announces Worldwide Developers Conference for June 5th
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New OS versions and possibly the AR/VR headset

Apple has officially set the date for its Worldwide Developers Conference (WWDC) 2023, which will be held on June 5th, 2023.

North Koreans use macOS to lure fanboys from the financial sector
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Because macOS is so secure

North Korean hackers have been making a killing using a signed malicious executable for macOS to impersonate Coinbase and lure in employees in the financial technology sector.

Apple is rather over confident about its new “security system”
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Offers millions to the first to break it

The Tame Apple Press has wet itself as their favourite company has released a security system for iOS 16, iPadOS 16, and macOS Ventura which it claims will protect high profile targets from government style attacks.

Apple fixes two critical zero-day vulnerabilities
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iPhones, iPads, and Macs wide open

Apple released fixes for two critical zero-day vulnerabilities in iPhones, iPads, and Macs that give hackers dangerous access to the devices internals.

Chrome is faster on macOS than Safari
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Tuesday, 08 March 2022 11:59

Chrome is faster on macOS than Safari


Apple’s software genii strike again

Fruity cargo cult Apple’s programming skills have been again called into question as it turned out that its software genii can’t even make Safari fast on its on MacOS.

Website based malware targets Macs
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Friday, 28 January 2022 13:45

Website based malware targets Macs


Impossible to detect

Eset Researchers have uncovered advanced, never-before-seen macOS malware that was installed using exploits that were almost impossible for most users to detect or stop once the users landed on a malicious website.

Apple releases new “improvements” to OS
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Thursday, 27 January 2022 11:23

Apple releases new “improvements” to OS

We can’t call them bug fixes because Apple is not saying what they are

Apple released several new operating system updates to the public: iOS 15.3, iPadOS 15.3, macOS Monterey 12.2, watchOS 8.4, tvOS 15.3, and HomePod Software 15.3 but while we know that they are bug fixes and security updates, Jobs’ Mob is only giving vague details.