You all look the same to me
Apple’s comedy facial recognition system on its overpriced iPhone X appears to have a few difficulties telling Chinese apart.
iPhone 8 is better
US consumer group Consumer Reports has rubbished Apple’s iPhone X and claims that Jobs' Mob’s iPhone 8 was a better phone despite being much cheaper.
Just in time for Winter
The fruity tax dodging cargo cult Apple has apparently fixed a flaw with in its over-priced iPhone X which caused it to stop working if the temperature dropped below freezing.
Super-secure tech destroyed by a ten-year-old
A 10 year old kid broke into his mother’s over-priced, super-secure iPhone X just by looking at it.
You probably were not expecting this
The “killer app” on the overpriced iPhone X, its facial recognition system, has a glaring security hole caused by poor programming.
Ears to you, Mrs. Robinson
There seem to be more local problems popping up on Apple’s latest super expensive iPhone X.
Boldly going where no mark-up has gone before
While the Tame Apple Press is trying to convince you that the iPhone X is packed full of new technology, it appears that it only cost Jobs’ Mob $100 extra to make.
Expensive phone freezes
British Apple fanboys who emptied their bank accounts to buy Apple’s hugely overpriced gadget are finding that it cannot handle the cold British weather.
You get what you pay for
Apple has admitted that its overpriced iPhone X is suffering from the same screen problems as its rivals who had the misfortune of also putting out OLED screens.
Will be capped for Intel sake
There is no big surprise that iPhone X uses Qualcomm’s Snapdragon X16 modem and is capable of Gigabit LTE speed, but since Intel version doesn’t support this speed, both phones will be capped at the lower speed.