Apple leaves Wyze in the rear view mirror
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Friday, 17 January 2020 11:33

Apple leaves Wyze in the rear view mirror


Apple's buy out of Xnor.ai has put it in trouble

Apple's recent purchase of  AI outfit Xnor.ai is leaving Wyze's affordable cameras without the people detection feature.

Europe wants universal chargers
Published in Mobiles
Thursday, 16 January 2020 10:53

Europe wants universal chargers


Apple must do what it's told

The fruity cargo cult Apple could find itself at the sharp end of an EU move to  require chargers to fit all mobile phones and portable electronic devices.

Trump turns on Apple for helping terrorists
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Wednesday, 15 January 2020 11:06

Trump turns on Apple for helping terrorists


We helped you, now help us

President Donald Trump lashed out at Apple and slammed the iPhone maker for what he said was its refusal to unlock phones used by terrorists while benefiting from government help on trade.

Apple slashes in trade-in values for products
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So much for polar bears

The fruity cargo cult Apple has been touting its green credentials for years but lately seems to be missing the boat.

Apple pushes Daisy recycling robot
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Monday, 13 January 2020 12:09

Apple pushes Daisy recycling robot


While admitting it needs to open more polluting mines

Fruity cargo cult Apple has a novel way of announcing bad news about needing more polluting mines or how it is fighting pesky right to repair laws even if these are good for Polar Bears.

Apple Watch grasses up its owner
Published in IoT
Monday, 06 January 2020 10:55

Apple Watch grasses up its owner


Tells the police he faked an attack

A bloke who thought it would be a wizard wheeze to pretend to be stabbed by a neo-Nazi has been grassed up by his iWatch.

Samsung has shipped 6.7 million Galaxy 5G smartphones
Published in Mobiles


Better than expected

Samsung Electronics announced that it shipped more than 6.7 million Galaxy 5G smartphones in 2019 which was much better than the company expected.

Apple looks to China for OLED screens
Published in Mobiles
Tuesday, 31 December 2019 10:49

Apple looks to China for OLED screens


Looks like that trade war is working

Fruity cargo cult Apple is looking to China to make its OLED screens.

Apple sued for allegedly stealing another idea
Published in Mobiles


Tame Apple Press furious

The fruity cargo cult, Apple has been sued for allegedly stealing another idea and its defenders in the tech press are furious.

Top technology cock-ups of 2019
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Friday, 27 December 2019 13:03

Top technology cock-ups of 2019


You bet that Apple is there

Every year some technology ends up causing more problems than it cures or just turns out to be total pants. We usually consider Apple the front runner for providing over-priced technology that no one ever needs or just messing up something simple. However this year it had a competition which was so stiff it would have made Priapus (pictured) proud or rather prouder.