Brexit looking even more stupid as it invites foreigners back

The UK government plans to relax its immigration policies amid labour shortage problems after it discovered that the entire country was dependant on those who it rudely kicked out with its oven-ready Brexit fiasco.

Brexit leads to exit

UK chipmakers are threatening to move their operations to the US or Europe unless the government pulls its finger out and announce a semiconductor strategy.

Started thinking Brexit was a good idea

The UK data watchdog is investigating whether artificial intelligence systems are racist when dealing with job applications.

Funding cancelled

British boffins are headed towards the dark ages now that super soaraway Brexit has taken hold and the EU no longer sees the need to fund their projects.

Because you can't get the petrol any more

British people are investigating electric cars now that it is impossible for them to get petrol now that they are out of the EU.

That will hack off the US

In a move which will hack off its new US overlords, the UK is to create a Big Tech watchdog to monitor technology after Brexit is completed.

Snubs UK because of Brexit

Tesla Chief Executive Officer Elon Musk said the electric car maker is going to build a new vehicle factory, “Gigafactory 4” in Berlin.

Accident or emergency?

China computing giant Huawei took us to the city of Wuxi, north of Shanghai, to demo a system already adopted by Audi as a "standard".

Making Britain great again with a Brexit silver lining

The UK is using Brexit to deport European Apple fanboys from the country – sadly not really, but a cock-up could make it happen.

Opinion: Mike Magee's Rave - War of the Worlds kicks off

I never in my wildest dreams – and my dreams are wild, by the way – that I considered that a headline could combine Mandarin, French, English and German. This one has.